Where the F**** am I from? (Dedicated to Babs Javori)
Ok, so one day I woke up, right
And all my memory was gone!
I could not recall who I was
Or where the F**** I was from!
I began to speak English
Ok, thats a good sign
Clearly I'm from the UK
A country that was fine
But then alas, there was more to come
As I sat down with friends for tea
FRENCH! OH MY F***KING GOD!
You have got to be kidding me!
So what, am I French or British?
My head felt like a bomb
Twill detonate unless I discover
Where the F**** I am from!
Then, by luck, my passport I found
Hidden in a drawer
"Funny, this says I'm Italian"
OH MY GOD THERES MORE!
British, French, Belgium, Hungarian
Egyptian, African, American, Greek
Thai, Chinese, Japanese, Indian
WHAT AM I, SOME KINDA FREAK?!
Okay let's just calm down here
There must be someone who knows
My identity cannot be a secret
I doubt i've any foes.......
And so I ventured on a journey
Me who's name was "Tom"
Well not really, but nothing else rhymes
With "WHERE THE F***** AM I FROM"!
