T: Hi, I'm nature expert, Todoroki Shoto, and I'm here to persuade you against going outdoors!
T: I swear to god if I see one more daffodil
T: Everyone knows squirrels are homophobic but did you also know they're nuts?
T: *throws plastic bottles at flowers*
T: My dad tells me that God is pro-nature. Then why did he invent botox?
T: *points at turtle* Look what we have here. Some type of dog...
T: *Touches stick* Some type of bone!
B: It's just a branch...
T: IT'S A TREE BONE.
T: Nature is for idiots!
F: Fuyukage
F: *bird noises*
T: OH MY GOD YOU HEAR THAT! IT'S ANNA KENDRICK! RUN!
T: *Points at plant* Oh look at this one, you can tell it has issues. She's got a lot of shit to sort out.
T: You know what isn't in nature? Fucking Mcdonalds.
T: *Points at another plant* Oh this one's a pervert.
B: Where are we going?
T: I DON'T KNOW. THEY DON'T MAKE MAPS OF NATURE. THEY MAKE MAPS OF STREETS AND GOOD THINGS.
T: Every night I've had the same dream. I get serial murdered by a man wearing clothes from the GAP.
BB: Bees
BB: buzz buzz *chases shoto*
T: FUCKING PERVERT BEE
