Is That A Bad Thing?

What The Flippin Cheese Sticks?!

A/n: Again, there's Maxi's wolf. Isn't he so pretty?

"How would you flirt?"

"Do you really wanna know?"

"Yeah. C'mon! It can't be that bad!"

My eyes went wide and I let out a long breath. "Oh it's bad."

"C'mon, just say one thing." He pleaded. "Once I start, I won't be able to stop..." I warned him.
He shrugged with a small smile on his face." Bring it."

I shook my head in disappointment. "Your gonna regret this" I mumbled as I got up from the table and took a few steps back. I walked up to him with my 'swagger' walk and popped my imaginary collar. His eyes went wide with shock. Ha! He thought I was kidding. Nope.

"Hey" I said in a deep manly voice. "You know if you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber" I got my flirt game on. Just to be dramatic I added a wink.

I can't wink.

He just stared at me with wide eyes, his mouth hanging open in utter shock. "Don't like vegetables? That's okay! That's cool! I got one for fruits too!" I said. As if he would panic.

"If you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple." I said, emphasizing the word 'fine'. But he just stared at me.

"Get it? Cause-"

"Yeah, no no, I-I get it..." He said awkwardly.

"Then why aren't you blushing?" I asked with a raised eyebrow. "Cause your flirting is just..." He trailed off slowly.

"A turn on, smexy, hot, on flek?" I suggested with my eyebrows still raised. "Uh, I was actually gonna say-"

"DONT! Even finish your sentence!" I half yelled with a raised hand. "If you don't have nothing nice to say..." I trailed off, wanting hime to finish the sentence. "... Then find... Something... Mean to say...?" He struggled for words.

"Really?" I asked.

"What?!"

"It's 'then don't say anything at all'" I said. "Duh"

"I don't go by that modo." He said cooly. Ha! My bad! He was trying to be cool.

"Weeeelll, the cool kids do sooooo yeah, this is awkward."

"What? Are you-are you saying?... I'm not cool?" He asked in disbelief. "I don't think you want the answer". I said after a few seconds of silence.

"Can I have a kiss?" He asked suddenly. Mmm, tempting...

"Why would you-MMH!" I was cut off when plump lips smashed onto mine. Maxi. I tried to push him away but he held me tighter. But was careful not to squish my tummy. Soooo, I gave in☺️. My lips moved in sync with his and it felt amazing.

I trailed my fingertips up and down his abs, just to tease. He growled against my lips and I felt his... Not so little friend press against my thigh. Horny much?

"AND I WAS LIKE BABY BABY- HOLY SWEET MOTHER OF BABY JESUS!!!" We quickly jumped apart as Collin came in singing (more like screaming) Justin Bieber. "Oh I-I... Ye-eah-"

"Were you singing-"

"NO!" He yelled before I could finish. "No" he whispered more quietly "I was not!"

"Yes you were! I-"

"You were making out with Maximiliano!" He accused, pointing a finger at me with a raised eyebrow. Crap. "I... Um... Well..."

What was I supposed to say? 'Yes, yes I was just sucking my mates face off'?! Shell no! (See what I did there?)

"You look beautiful today" I blurted out before I could stop myself.

Jesus....

"Umm, thank you?" He said, clearly confused. I let out a sigh of relief. He is distracted, good. "Don't mention-"

"WAIT! Stop! No, shut up!" He yelled. What the heck is wrong with him! "You're trying to change the subject" he said smugly. Once again; crap!
"See I'm smart. You can call me mister smarts-ter now" he said tapping his nose. He is so weird. Mister smarts-ter? Really? But then again I can't really be talking...

"I think I'll call you Collin" i said with a smile. All through out this Maxi had kept completely quiet. Not uttering one word. It was probably just cause he hated Collin but just to be sure I spun around to see him.... Nowhere? He had somehow disappeared while Collin was ranting about being Mister smarts-ter.

"Welp! I'm off! Don't miss me to much!" Collin yelled as he sprinted out the door. I'm pretty sure he was off to the mall or something about hanging out with friends.

I let out an un-ladylike snort as
I searched for Maxi "Mister Smarts-ter" I mumbled under my breath. Who comes up with a nickname like that?

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Where on Gods green earth is that frickin' Alpha?! I've been searching for hours and still not one trace of him. He was RIGHT BEHIND ME?! Not a sent, sight or anything. Nobody's seen him and I'm starting to get annoyed and hungry.

Not a good combination.

I was a six week pregnant werewolf who was hungry and looking for her mate. I was on a mission. "Maxi! Where the flippin cheese sticks are you?!" I yelled as I slid the back door open and stepped into the the lawn.

The sound of the night crickets chirping and owls hooting was filled my ears. It was relaxing. It was pretty dark out. The only light source being the moon and back porch light. The grass was smushed underneath my feet, but was soft and cold. It felt nice.

Suddenly, all the creatures silenced. Nothing was to be heard. The air felt different, more...dangerous. I was curious to why all the melodic sounds of the creatures stopped but was answered with a thought slapping my in the face. Hard.

The only time the night creatures silence is when there's danger.

When there's fear.

When there's sickly evil power.

When there's Rogues.