School Rants

Uniform

Okay, Okay. I understand that some of you might be in different areas of our great big world, some of you might not have to wear a uniform. Unfortunately for me, my school hasn't changed it's uniform since the fucking 80's and it's the ugliest shit tard uniform ever in existence.

You know how pristine formal schools have their uptight fancy uniforms? Well our dress is like a try hard version of that. It goes all the way down to half way of my shin. It's the heaviest thing you've ever had to put on, as in it weighs down my shoulders and I have to walk like the hunchback around school. We have to wear a "sash" thing that's supposed to be a tie BUT IT'S NOT. Was everyone in the 80's so high they couldn't tell the difference between a tie and a sash. Put the bong down for once and get a life! For the final and most disgusting component, IT'S BROWN. It's entirely and utterly poo colour. It's like someone has shat all over the thick piece of material and made our uniform that colour. 

Besides the fact that my uniform in particular is the worst design ever, it also makes people feel bad about themselves. If we could wear anything we want, we wouldn't be limited to someone else's design and we'd have a sense of individuality. Wearing a uniform makes people feel real shitty about their self confidence because they can't make a decision for themselves, it's already made for them. We have the chance to express who we really are. Someone could have an obsession with My Little Pony or Doctor Who and not get the chance the wear their fandom clothing to show their peers. It's just cruel and dream limiting. If you go to a school with a uniform, NO FASHION DESIGNER DREAM FOR YOU. 

To conclude, uniforms are fucked. They only benefit the teachers who don't even get a uniform. It's like calling us sheep; we have to dress the same as everyone else so they don't lose us. Get your crap together people and think of who this really effects. 

I'm done.