Rules of Nature (Azur Lane x OC x RWBY)

Badger And Kruger Special

Prompt: Badger and Kruger get totally wasted, make a music video and upload it on JuuTube

It was one uneventful day on the Azur Lane base, until everyone got a notification from JuuTube simply titled "Stay Strapped by Badger and Kruger".

Enterprise: What the fuck did they do this time?

Bismarck: Knowing them, it could be anything.

All the more matured girls (ranging from cruisers to carriers) headed to the theater room to watch the video that had been uploaded. It was a lyric video, so they weren't sure what to expect. But they certainly did NOT expect this.

[Video starts]

Badger: Okay like bad little shawty tryna call me on my flip phone, told me to come over so I think I'm bouta hit, bro. Went up to her she was taking off my pants but then she started screaming like where fucking dick go?

Badger: Woah there, fuck that, I forgot to stay strapped, she said where your pp go, guess that I misplaced that, this shit don't make any sense at all, I was feeling so confused until I suddenly got a call (hello?)

[Then Kruger's voice was suddenly heard]

Kruger: Sorry bro I had to borrow it, cuz my girl with my dick she swallowed it. Its kinda hard to piss with a larger dick, but that bulge in my pants its hard to miss, but one night I took it off and I swear to God I can't find it, when I put it down in my side bitches I didn't she would mind it.

Kruger: Ay, fuck where did it go? Can't believe I left his dick with a hoe. Never really meant to let down my bro, I bet his dick is chilling inside her throat, ay now I'm a mess, I just wanted sex, I had to pull up to the bitchee address, respond to my texts (FUCK)

[It then switches back to Badger]

Badger: Man, I can't believe I gotta do this shit. This the last time I let use my dick. Now I'm fuckin mad, I was tryna smash. I don't wanna talk to this stupid bitch but we pulled up to the girls crib and I can't belive my own eyes. It was the same one I was tryna smash but she had my dick the whole time.

Badger: Bro what the fuck, is this a joke? You stealing my dick and now you takin my hoes?

Kruger: I'm sorry you ain't been hittin it right, its the reason that she just be blowin my phone.

Badger: Bitch are you stupid that ain't even true, and my dick is not something that you can just take.

Kruger: Sorry my homie you don't even know me and honestly right now you sound hella gay.

Badger: Now we fighting and we arguin like give me that shit back, but then suddenly out of nowhere I heard this girl start to laugh.

Badger: She said I ain't even got it, that shit was way too small, so I flushed i down the toilet because I was so appalled, like

Badger and Kruger: Woah there, fuck that, I forgot to stay strapped. She said where your pp go, i guess that I misplaced that. This shit don't make any sense at all cause I just don't feel the same without a dick between my balls.

Badger: Please give me my dick back.

Kruger: Please give me my dick back

Badger: I forgot to stay strapped

Kruger: I forgot to stay strapped baby

Badger: My homie really lost my dick

[Video ends]

The girls have wide eyes, with some hiding there blushing faces, others (mainly Enterprise, Yorktown, Bismarck, Tirpitz, FDG, Amagi, Kaga, Graf, and Washington) were disappointed. But mostly everyone was laughing, starting off with Bremerton and Hornet.

Illustrious: Oh my.

The entirety of the Iris Libre was praying for those two to seek God.

Hornet: Oh my God, that was hilarious!!!

Bremerton: I need to sto-AHAHAHA-stop laughing‐AHAHAHA-before I pass out!!!

Kaga: I need to have a talk with Badger. If you would excuse me, sisters.

Graf: I too need to have a talk with Kruger.

Overall, the two male ships had unintentionally brightened everyone's day up.

[Hope you don't mind this filler chapter. I'm trying to give this one a break to get some chapters for other books up like The Shadow (which hasn't been too great). Hope you enjoy. (I mainly did this because someone asked me a while ago is Badger and Kruger could sing, and that answer is yes]