In the beginning there was only water,which was as black as a void,it stretched endlessly and was neverending deep,anything besides this water simply didnt exist,there were no stars,planets,grass,trees,oxygen,or anything,it was completely empty besides there being an endless black ocean. Then from this absoloute nothingness appeared the Lord of Cheese,his appearence was that of light,nothing else,a light for which would shatter your mind if stared into,beyond human imagination,he then separated a tiny part of light from himself,formed it into a sphere,and placed it into the sky,which would soon be called "Moon".
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After this light was placed a divine lifeform appeared,risen from the endless dark waters,in the form of a duck,which was so happy it radiated life bringing light,the Lord of Cheese had no idea where this duck came from,but approved of its light. So he separated a piece of light from the duck,formed it into a sphere,and placed it into the sky,which would soon be called "Sun",this light was different compared to the other,it shined bigger and brighter,a little too bright,it outshined the other,so the Lord of Cheese created a cycle,which would mean the retreat of the sun,which would soon be called "Night",and the ascendance of it "Day". The Lord of Cheese then broke the absoloute limitless of the water,causing it to fall into the empty void,he quickly grabbed an exact amount of it and stored it into a slice of cheese. The duck who was still floating apon the dark waters caught itself before it fell into the void,it began floating towards the Lord of Cheese,staring at him as if asking "May i ask what that was about?". The Lord of Cheese apologized,still having no idea where the duck came from.
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He then tore off multiple pieces of his flesh which would soon be known as "The Earth's Crust",he also used his tears to create what would be known as "The Earth's Core",he used the same tears to create " The Inner Core",then "The Outer Core" as well as "The Mantle",he then proceded to form it all into a sphere,he then placed it near the moon,it formed into a dry planet with no life whatsoever,which would soon be called "Earth",it was almost as if it was just a random big rock floating around a void. So the Lord of Cheese pulled out the cheese that he had earlier,held it towards the dry lifeless planet,and from the cheese came all of the stored up water from before,the once dry lifeless planet was now a wet lifeless planet,the Lord of Cheese then tore off another piece of his flesh,he proceded to form it into a sea creature and placed it within the waters,with this creature he created the necessary food needed to sustain it. He then observed the creature,it swam around looking for food,once it did and fed itself it just sat there doing nothing,the Lord of Cheese then proceded to create another sea creature which had slight differences,as well as being able to mate with the other one,soon these differences would be described by "Male" and "Female". The Lord of Cheese liked what he saw,and decided to create even more of these creatures,as well as different types of them,now the sea was flowing with life,and the Lord of Cheese was happy. After this was all finished a humanoid figure with dark hair emerged from Earth's waters,"Zel Uhs Nahdus"(He who is the sea),but later on mortals just call him Zelanada.
