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Emily shot out of bed terrified of the nightmare she'd had. She looked at her phone and realized Jake wasn't on the video call with her anymore. Since the facetime call had ended. She had needed Jake to comfort her through video call ever since her mom had been eaten alive by a tiger. If she didn't go to sleep with him every night she would have terrible nightmares. She glanced at the clock for 0.000000001 seconds and saw it was 6:09 am. She decided she needed to get up and get ready. She slipped of her silk pajamas and slipped into a super duper muper short skirt. She put on a crop top so short it would give any normal girl a heart attack. But she wasn't like other girls. She was quirky and different. She quickly walked to her personal elevator and went down three flights to the main floor. In the kitchen she grabbed some gold flaked toast and stuck it in her mouth anime girl style. She was rich after all. :)))))))))))) She ran out the door and hopped into her 400 foot long limo. Putting on her best UwU face she told the driver her destination. School. She pulled up to school and was immediately greeted by her thousands of adoring fans. She walked into school and stuffed her things in her locker. Grabbing her books. She waited at her locker for around 5 minutes but alas there was no sign of Jake. She was starting to wonder if he was sick that day. I headed towards my homeroom head slung in sadness since I wouldn't be able to see my sweety boo that day.

I sat down in homeroom and pulled out my phone checking instagram. I had 69 million followers. Since I was SUUUUUUPPPPEEEER pReTtY unlike other girls. lolololololololololololol. I went to Jakes instagram account to look at his hot face. She clicked on his profile picture it was a picture of her and him. Jake had his football shirt on and a football in his right hand. His blonde fluffy hair was flying in all directions. His eyes where still gourgeous as ever blue with green flecks in it. His smile was on that could light up this whole town. He was soooooooo dreamy. Then the picture changed in front of my eyes to him and another girl named Victoria. My arch enemy. . . HOW COULD HE?!?!? DID HE REALLY THINK i WOULD BE OKAY WITH HIM SLINGING HIS ARM AROUND HER????! THAT WAS FINE BECAUSE HE DIDN'T KNOW I HAD KISSED HIS ARCH ENEMY JEROME. YEA THATS RIGHT I KISSED HIM MULTIPLUE TIMES. She clicked to the next page and saw Victoria kissing him on the cheek. She flipped it again and saw that he kissed her back. . . on. the. lips. She just stared. THAT. WAS. IT. SHE WAS BREAKING UP WITH HIM AND GETTING WITH JEROME. THE OTHER HOTTESET GUY IN THE SCHOOL. Jerome liked her and made it very evident. She stormed out of her homeroom and happened to walk right into Jake. She looked up at him with her 2'3 body while he looked down on her with his 6'9 body. She was about to open her mouth to break up with him but he got to it before she could.

"We're breaking up" he said. With a dead expression.

"w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-why?????" she stuttered out.

"I just can't deal with you anymore. Plus I found someone knew" he said in his deep manly voice biting at his lip and making an f-boi face the entire time. Then Victoria peeked her head out from behind him and smiled. The meanest smile Emily had ever seen. Jake-y boo boo bear looked Emily straight in the eye and said, "If you ever do anything to my baby bee bee bear, I'll reveal your dark secret to everyone in the school."

Emily teared up crying big rainbow colored tears, because she wasn't like other girls. Jake used to call HER BABY BEE BEE BEAR. IT WASN'T FAIR. >:(. Out of shear anger Emily started reciting the lines to the fitness gram pacer test.

"The fitness gram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start," she screamed out. She was about to repeat the entire hamilton script to Victoria, because she knew this wa the most hellish script of all, when she remembered Jakes threat. Her biggest secret. . . she had a giant, ugly, hairy wart on her back. If word got out she would be the bad talk of the entire school. She had only ever told Jake and her parents. Just then she felt a hand on her shoulder. It was Jerome! He led her to the abandoned part of the building. There he held her close and said, "there there boo boo bee bee baa baa bear. Your alright with me." Fast forward 70,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,001 years and they had 18749814632743274126487238 kids together and each one was named after a flower Swamp lousewart, Thimble Weed, and her favorite, Sneezewart. <3

With him she lived happily ever after with all her sweet sweet children.

Victoria and Jake ended up living a poor life, Jake trying to come back to Emily to try and gain forgiveness but to no avail. Victoria ended up turning into a wart, the end

The end.

Basically how this was created was me and my friend joking about this. Which eventually led to me writing it down and I decided we should make stories based on the others terrible cheesy stories. One thing led to another and here we are with this monstrosity! Anyways, I might make another version of this one but serious. <3

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