save ralph x reader

ralph

-he would take you out to dinner and he would pay for the finest rabbit food 🥺

-when things get spicy he will leave bite marks that give you infections 🤭🤫😏

-he would have the makeup company test you for stds cause the chemicals gave him crabs once 🤭

ralphie boo boo will kiss ur chemical burns to make them feel better

**NICKNAMES ❤️**

-he would call u things like pookie, bunny, fuzzy beautiful sunshine nugget, my tester, mamas 😏😏😏😏😏😏