save ralph x reader

when you done got caught cheating

-ralph got home after a long day of testing, only to find you in bed with anither

-he started sobbing and hyperventilating

-you used yuor god complex and manipulation skills to make him believe it was the chemicals in his eye

-he forgave you n stuff cause he's literally going blind and u were right probably

-you later found out you were perganantn and you knew it wasn't ralph's cause he couldn't have any more kids due to all the chemicals in him

-the kid looked mad funky 😟

-you gave it away to charity and all was well. the end 😉