Denssis hard life 💔💔💔

Someone else

Denssi decided to call dazai on his new nokia phone that destroyed denmark 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

But then someone else answered

"Who the hell is this" it was an angry voice. From the voice alone you could tell that the answerer was incredibly short.

Denssi answered him that he was infact the famous denssi that everyone should worship and asked who was answering on dazais phone.

Then they answered "I am chuuya dazais bf you fucking pussy" Then denssi knew that he was also an alcoholic, a ginger and had anger issues right away. He was incredibly broken because dazai hadnt told him that he had a bf before.

So denssi just told chuuya that dazai cheated on him with denssi like a boyboss and that was such an alpha male move 😎😎😎😎😎🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 he could hear for the next 10 minutes when chuuya beat the fuck out of dazai (as he should)

But then the realization hit him and he realized he couldnt live with dazai either (because a: he either just died or b: he is running away) he cried to himself and then decided to go to one of his exes