The Naughty List

Chapter 1: A Plane To Whoville

Christmas is often associated with love, but for some people, Christmas is only sadness.

Quinothy Barontone was an average white guy. Every year, he travels to the fantastical town known as Whoville. This year, things will be a little different.

"Wow, these first class seats are awful," said Quinothy as he stared out the window.

"Yeah," said Barontone Twin #2. "I hate traveling to exotic destinations."

The twins watched the snow as it blew past their window. The plane suddenly began to shake. Quinothy heard a voice call out.

"Are you kidding me?" The voice raged. Quinothy saw a flash of green.

"Is that a furry?" Barontone Twin #2's voice cracked in the middle of his sentence. A face slammed into the window. It was the most attractive thing Quinothy had ever seen.

The wrinkled green face grimaced. He saw the hot beard, and Quinothy felt weak.

Quinothy watched the hot, green furry climb away from the window. In that moment, he made a decision.

"Barontone Twin #2, you've always been an amazing brother. No matter what happens to me, remember once I ate a bagel," Quinothy smiled and hugged his brother. Then Quinothy took off his glasses and pushed the glass out of the window.
The wind blew strongly against Quinothy's face.

When he finally reached the top of the airplane, he saw the most beautiful sight he'd ever witnessed. A tall, emerald figure stood majestically in the wind. His luscious fur danced gracefully in the wind.
"H-hi," Quinothy said in greeting. The sound was carried away by the wind. The strong, attractive figure turned around and noticed him.
Quinothy felt his knees grow weak. His heart almost grew 3 sizes in the moment of eye contact.
"Wow," said the figure. "You're..."
"I know, I'm ugly," Quinothy finished. "People tell me that all the time."
"No, you're... hot."
Quinothy blinked in surprise.
"Wh-what?" He asked in shock.
The figure grabbed Quinothy's waist and pulled him in.
"Wait," Quinothy said. "I'm...straight."
The furry realized that he was hesitant.
"But..?" He prompted.
"But...I think that you're the second person I've ever been attracted to in my life," Quinothy confessed.
They kissed and Quinothy's heart was beating out of his chest. They stared into each other's orbs breathlessly.
"I'm the Grinch by the way," He said in an attractive, calm voice.
"I- I'm Quinothy Barontone," He said in a trembling voice. "UwU."
The turbulence began to get worse. The Grinch looked around.
"It isn't safe up here for you," Said the Grinch.
"But Grinchy... how will I find you?" Quinothy stammered.
"Trust me Quinny, I'll find you 👹," The Grinch then threw Quinothy off the side of the plane and into the open window.