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What's a Shittykawa

I was chilling watching an emo bump into a shelf but then they started having a whole breakdown saying it shattered their heart and their love of the world and its beautifully perfect flaws
ok
Then I saw a teenager walking toward me
He was so hot oh my god
He had a the body of a god and especially his biceps miaw with a tanned skin. He had spiky hair and a constipated look on his face but still hot tho 🤝
He stopped in front of me and took me in his hand. Am I that smoll
He looked at me and started to laugh a little and he said: "Shittykawa's gonna be so mad" Um ok so what is a Shittykawa
He then carried me to the cashier and paid for me 😍 He put me in his bag and closed it
Goodnight