Kidnapper: listen up and listen good
Kidnapper: I've got your child.
Pepa: god.. Dolores! Is your little brother with you?
Dolores: yeah of course
Pepa: *sigh of relief* oh thank god
Kidnapper: *whispers* is this the right number?
Camilo: yeah, yeah, tell her it's Camilo
Kidnapper: I'm with Camilo!
Pepa: OMG Camilo! You made a new friend?
Kidnapper: No, no we're not friends!
Pepa: but if you aren't friends why are you hanging out?
Kidnapper: Cause he's kidnapped! He's kidnapped
Pepa: what? How did two guys get kidnapped like that?
Kidnapper: I'm the one who kidnapped him!
Pepa: ooohohhhhhhh! Okay, okay!
Kidnapper: Ok..? So do you want him back or..?
Pepa: I mean I don't not want him.
Kidnapper: don't not want him back..? What?
Pepa: it's like he's the last slice of pizza, you want it, but if someone wants it more then you, you give it to them, y'know?
Kidnapper: but I don't want him-? I want the money!
Pepa: can I call you back? my daughter needs me
Kidnapper: no you can't call me back?!
Pepa: great! *hangs up*
Kidnapper, to Camilo: I'm sorry you had to hear that.
(Ik Pepa wouldn't do that but whatever)
