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VanTARD

Max: ... WOKE ... BUGGED ... BRAINDEAD DEVS ... NO RESPECT FOR HISTORY... WORLD AT WAR CRUSHES IT AT EVERY ASPECT... I PLAYED WORLD AT WAR WHEN I WAS 3... I'VE PLAYED COD SINCE I WAS 2 WHEN MY COUSIN DOLLY GOT IT FOR ME FOR CHRISTMAS... I'VE PLAYED EVERY DANG CALL OF DUTY SINCE THEN... ON RELEASE... MODERN WARFARE WAS AMAZING. COLD WAR WAS GOOD AS WELL. But at times was... mmmmmmmmmmmmBOARING (blame truth reference) BUT I CAN SAY AS A LONG TIME FAN OF THIS FRANCHISE. this has to be one of the worst games in cod history. Even ghost and infinite warfare are better. Cuz they at least addressed their issues. OH and that's another thing! Triple A developers in recent years have been making games in a certain way. it goes like this. RELEASE THE GAME WITH GAME BREAKING BUGS AND GLITCHES. AND AT THE SAME TIME ALSO LACKING CONTENT. MAKING THE GAME UNPLAYABLE AND STALE... look I understand no game releases without bugs. Trust me. I played battlefield 4 at release *shudders* but it at least had tons of content to make up for it! Tons of good maps,vehicles and weapons! Same with the old cod games. BUT NOW A DAYS PEOPLE HAVE BECOME SO COMPLACENT TO ACCEPT THR CRAP BIG GAME COMPANIES GIVE US TODAY. A BROKEN PIECE OF POOP THAT BARELY FUNCTIONS. You may be like "but max! They gave us a ton of guns and maps at release!" ...well mr sped tard. let me tell you something. IT SHOULD ALWAYS BE QUALITY OVER QUANTITY. EVEN THE OLD CODS THAT HAD THE SAME AMOUNT OR EVEN MORE OF THE MAPS VANGUARD HAD WERE GOOD! THEY WERE UNIQUE AND FUN! SUCH AS HIGH RISE FROM MW2! I WAS SNIPING AT THE MANY POWER POSITIONS ON THAT MAP. THESE MAPS HAD HEART AND SOUL. AND THIS WAS THE 2000's and EARLY 2010's! WHEN IT WAS ONLY TREYARCH AND INFINITY WARD! YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT WITH A 3 YEAE DEVELOPMENT CYCLE,A NEW ENGINE AND BETTER TECH THAN EVER. YOU CAN'T DELIVER GREAT QUALITY MAPS?!!!! Look I get sledgehammer had a lot of trouble. Cuz treyarch made Cold War last year when sledgehammer was supposed to release its game last year. BUT. There is absolutely no excuse for the way this game was released. I personally think this game needed a frick ton more time... AND ZOMBIES?! god... it's so bad... I can't even yell about it... it's just... depressing. It's most likely the reason... COLD WAR DIDN'T GET AS MANY ROUND BASED MAPS........ OH... and the worst of the worst thing in my opinion... SLEDGE HAMMER. ACTIVISION... YOU BROKE WARZONE AND MODERN WARFARE AND EVEN COLD WAR A BIT WITH YOUR PATHETIC INTEGRATION. AND IT'S STILL BROKEN. AT LEAST ON CONSOLE. I FEEL BAD FOR THE PEOPLE WHO GOT THIS GAME FOR CHRISTMAS... *begins voice cracking* AS A COD VETERAN WHO'S BEEN PLAYING SINCE BEFORE I COULD SPELL APPLE... FIX YOUR GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU GREEN JUICE DRINKING.... TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDS! FRICK... *breathes heavily* thank you all... *sniffle* stay tuned for another review... *turns off camera and goes to snuggle Chloe and Kenzie in the room cuz he was recording in the bathroom*