Neil Cicierega gives you an autograph

You were having the worse day of your life! And it didn't help that kids at school saw you as no more than a punching bag.

So here you were, walking down the street kicking an old can of cherry coke wishing you had taken the bus or at least had some friends to walk with.

"If only I could be like my idol Neil Cicierega were here, he would know what to do." You thought as tears formed in your eyes.

And then suddenly a beam of light that was probably just the sun blinds you and then no it can't be...

"NEIL CICIEREGA IS IT REALLY YOU!?!?!" you shout in disbelief.

This has to be a dream your jaw drops as it sinks in, it really is them.

"IN THE FLESH!" He says with an awkward smile as he kindly moves out of the way since two stretcher-bearers were carrying a dying man out of a coffee shop.

In a rush, you grab your sketchbook out of your book bag. It was quite embarrassing to show it since it had several doodles of Neil on the cover of it and even a small photo of him that was surrounded by a heart frame.

You got it printed while printing out papers for a project for world history class in which you got a C- on since you didn't have time to complete it. You were pretty much failing all of your classes but Film anyways so why did it matter?

You gathered the small and I mean nanoscopic amount of confidence that you had in you and posed the big question that you had been waiting to ask all of your life.

"Sorry if this seems weird but I'm your biggest fan my I please get your autograph?". you ask nervously fidgeting with the straps of your bag.

"Of course! anything for my number one fan." he grabbed a pen and sign the cover of your book and then give you possibly the best advice you ever heard in your life.

"Don't enjoy private screenings without meanings" He said and suddenly he walked away leaving as fast as he appeared.

But you were home and he had left you with a giant chuck e cheese token with his
face on it.

Your happiest you've been in years, you rush to your room excited to tell your Ryan Murphy and Neil Cicierega life-sized cut-outs about your day.