(From least recent to most recent, started in September 2021)
(If you don't know me IRL please ignore this :,) )
"That bunny watches me sleep at night. Sometimes i hold his hand."
-Avery'What is an animal that never sleeps?'
"COLLEGE STUDENTS"
-Ara"She's a republican so, y'know?"
-Mom"*Point at cat* Is that a starbucks cake pop?"
-Charlie"Oh goody goodness a starbucks cake pop!"
-Zuri"WHO WANTS A POP-IT?"
-Gabe"Russian eggs."
-Ara"Brother, Don't suck on me."
-Some kid"I'm not threatening you with daddyblade."
-Crowe"Hey Mommy~"
-Keen"I collect dilfs like pokémon."
-Robin"I love drug conventions!"
-Robin"We can't put Jesus in the can!"
-Alex"I need to eat them everyday to keep a healthy amount of gayness."
-Ara"Why does is the kid crying?"
-Aniya"I'm a simp for shrek."
-Ara"Wazui moment."
-Ara"Is cocaine a gas?"
-Ara"Give me back my book about poverty!"
-Ara"You should be a terrorist for halloween!"
-Momo"Chicken."
-Mrs. Peterson"Oooo they want Cheezeits!"
-Xavier"I've lost two fish to cannibalism"
-Mia"No giving birth in my classroom."
-Mrs. Hudson"I don't think these are my pants."
-Keeley"Sussy."
-Ms. Cornett"Stop airdropping me hot men Olivia!"
-Kayden"Self harm, the best way to learn."
-Ara"Keeley's dark, I bet she would like hot topic."
-Mom"DREAMNOTFOUND!"
-Random hallway girl"Anybody want some sweet sugar?"
-Adrian"Those two are british and that one is normal!"
-Dean"I need a therapist."
-Brie"I don't think snails hibernate..."
-Ara"Can I touch your ball?"
-Ara"Josh attacked my foot, he's a predator!"
-Xavier"I like how he said 'I cumed' just like when i see Will Ferrel "
-Donovan"Wanna be trans men together?"
-Ara"My parents will [pause] eat me [frowny face]."
-Ara"I'm choking lmao."
-Ara"There's cum in the cumbers!"
-George"Why are they showing us naked people :[."
-Ara"I'm in the dollar tree buying trees."
-Anneishka"He greifed me!"
-Ray"It's kim K in fish form."
-Abby"Run runs as fast as you can, you can't escape the chinese man!"
-Josh"Bridget is hitler-"
-Adrian"Can I sign my name as pussylips?"
-Zuri"I don't want to hear Ed Sheeran sing beautiful people."
-Christian"Mason has a big face."
-Mom"I don't have eyes [Smile]."
-Mason"Yeah, but let me name this Taco Bell."
-Crowe"What's Tuesday?"
-Adrian"You kinda traitor-ed me soooo..."
-Emmet"You kinda look like the girl version of the Rock."
-Eli"Why do you keep having panic attacks, just stop!"
-Eli"UwU"
-Eli"Oh my god what is that 😟⁉️"
-Eli"She can suck on a sucker [Angry face]
-Eli"I like that one because it's racist!"
-Uncle Keith (An asian man)
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Robins Yearly Quote-Book: 2022
HumorIf you dont know me IRL feel free to ignore this lmao- Most of these people are family and friends soooo enjoy:)