One of Cartman's biggest secrets is that he dosen't hate Kyle for being Jewish after all! He's jealous because Kyle has a fully functional family, since Cartman has a slut for a mom, and a dead father, it's no wonder why Cartman hates Kyle! If you think about it, Kyle IS the only one with a functional family. I mean Stan's family is full of people who hate eachother,
And Kenny's family has the same case + a rundown home, and Cartman just has a slow minded mother who let's him do anything he wants.
Therefore, Cartman does not hate Kyle for jewish descent, but because of jealousy.
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South Park headcanons
Randomthis is my take on south park character headcanons, and who knows? maybe some other Fandom headcanons will be in here!
