*Takemichi, taking care of Naoto*: Hey Hina,
Hinata:Yes?
Takemichi:Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while its on?
Hinata:
Hinata: where's Naoto?
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akemichi: Hina and I are having a baby.
Naoto: That's gre-
Takemichi, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.
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Takemichi: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.
Naoto: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Takemichi: Yes!
Hinata: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.
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Takemichi: They stole from me first!
Naoto: Mhm.
Takemichi: Stole my heart...
Hina: It is still illegal to commit murder.
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Hinata: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
Naoto: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Takemichi: Smad.
Naoto: You're done.
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Takemichi, texting Hinata: Hina! Help I'm being kidnapped
Hina: Where are you?
Takemichi: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Hina: I'll call Naoto
Naoto, answering their cell: Y'ello?
Hina: Where's Takemichi? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.
Naoto: Takemichi? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me-
Naoto:
Naoto: I'll call you back. *hangs up*
Hina: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!
Takemichi: WHO ARE YOU?!
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I took all of them from the incorrect quote generator, but in future chapters, i will use my own.
Have a good day <3
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Tokyo revengers: incorrect quotes
Short StoryThis book is to be taken as a joke! Will include Manga spoilers(as far as the manga goes) It may include some TW but il put a warning. Any kind of shipping may happen, only it will happen when they are in the future. ENJOY😍💥💕
