Your dad was just sitting on the couch, as usual. You just got back from school.
"Hey dad! How's it goin'?" You asked, yo dada responded with:"same as always."
"When's mom coming home?" "Oh i dont know yet, she could come today, tomorrow, even next week!" Said ur dad.
You hear something at the door. "ill go get it!" You see an amazon box on the door step
You took the box inside, it was super heavy. Your dad came to see what it was "oh, that's for me." Dad took the heavy box into his room, you wanted to see what it was but your dad didnt want you to look at it.
But since ur a little shit(/lh IM SORRY) you looked into his room, IT WAS JEFF BEZOS?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!??!?!!!!?!?!?! AND RIGHT AS YOU SAW YOUR DAD WITH JEFF BEZOS YO MAMA CAME INSIDE QUIETLY TO SUPRISE YOUR DAD
Your mom went to your dads room and said: "suprise hunny!!!!!😁😁😁 wait what the fuck😦😦" "sweetie its not what u think!!!!!1!11!1!" Your dad said when he saw your mom. "Your cheating on me, wITH JEFF BEZOS!?." Your mom started throwing stuff at him, she was so angry *well obv she is very angry her husband is cheating on her with jeff fucking bezos* "GOODBYE yo dada I AM DIVORCING YOU NOW." said your mom. "NOOOOO PLSS" your dad yelled.
The end ig AHSHHA
(Also this whole fanfic is a huge joke LOL if that wasnt obivous)
