Dan decided to shake it off. It's probably nothing.
"I wonder when Phil is going to be back, he's been gone for hours now"
Although he was too scared to get in contact with him.
"Maybe I should just wait until he gets back"
Another few hours passed and Dan heard the door to the apartment open.
"Dan!" Phil said as he stumbled into the living room, holding multiple large bags.
Dan turned. "Phil, what took you so long?"
Oh- Um, nothing" Phil stuttered as he ran to his room with the bags cradled in his arms.
"Well he seems happier than this morning" Dan thought to himself.
He heard laughter come from Phil's room.
What the fucks so funny? Dan said while peeking his head around the door.
"Get the fuck out! It's a surprise!"
"I'm sorry!" Dan Stuttered as he backed out of the hallway so fast he almost fell.
"What does he mean surprise?"
Phil entered the room a few minutes later.
"Phil what the fuck are you-"
"Shhhh Daniel" Phil whispered as he hopped closer to Dan.
"Why is he dressed as a rabbit? Why is he dressed as a rabbit?" Dan thought to himself.
Phil began to pull one of his hands throughout Dan's hair, while the other was tucked behind his back. "Mmmm, Smooth" He said. "Do you like that?"
Dan froze. "What the fuck was going on?" It wasn't even Easter yet and Phil had already hopped into their living room wearing a terrifying bunny costume. This couldn't possibly get any weirder.
"Well?! Speak you fucking idiot!" Phil said as he thrusted himself onto Dan's lap. "I know you like it" Phil said with a Husky and Sensual tone
Dan wasn't sure if he did or not.
Phil slowly pulled his hand from behind his back only to reveal another bunny costume.
"You can be the baby bunny" Phil said while handing Dan the Costume. "Now go fucking put it on!"
Dan took the costume with a confused and scared look in his eye, still staying silent.
"Hurry!"
"Alright Alright." Dan said as quietly as he could.
"I can hear you!" Phil spat. Look at my big floppy ears! Did you think I wouldn't be able to hear you? Don't you dare use that tone with me!"
"Now put on the fucking suit!"
Dan did as he was told and quickly changed into the suit he had been given.
"It's a little small" Dan whispered.
"Well obviously! You're the baby rabbit and I'm your daddy!"
Did Phil just say he's my daddy?
"Get the fuck up and come here." Phil pointed his finger at Dan.
Phil sat on Dan's lap with his hands wrapped around the back of his neck.
"Now, Daniel, will you answer me this question?"
Dan stayed silent.
"Well?!"
"Uh-Yes" Dan said while staring into Phil's deep blue eyes.
"Excuse me? Its yes Daddy!"
"Yes Daddy, I mean"
"What is a mother lamb called?"
"A Ewe?"
"What do you write when you die?"
"A will?"
"What do you do to bread to make it good?"
"Uh- You kneed it? Kneed!"
"YOU WILL NEED" Phil shouted.
"Uh-Oh, this can't be good" Dan thought to himself.
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The-Easter-Fic
FanfictionOh no. Its that time of the year again. Dan Howell and Phil Lester had been living together for a relatively long time now, and all year round they have been perfectly happy playing Mario Kart and watching anime together until the early hours of the...