Jasper Whitlock Hale One Shots{~}Twilight

Wrong Number{~}Smut

{~}So, this is unrealistic. So so unrealistic{~}

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Sahara{~} sup hoe.

Unknown{~} Um hello. I think you have the wrong number ma'am.

Sahara{~} That fucking bitch I'm going to kill her. Wanna help me stranger? :)                                 

Unknown{~} Um. I'm concerned that you that you think I would want to help.                                      

Sahara{~} Awe. Got any tips for killing her then? :)                                                                                                 

Unknown{~} Not really.                                                                                                                                                       

Sahara{~} Oh shit! Gotta go my teachers coming my way!!!!

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Sahara{~} Hey stranger, I'm back. Anyways I have a very very VERY VERY serious question.               

Unknown{~} And that is?                                                                                                                                                   

Sahara{~} Do you believe in things like, vampires and werewolves?                                                             

Unknown{~} Um. Sure, I guess.                                                                                                                                       

Sahara{~} Okay good because I need someone to rant to about my obsession.                                     

Unknown{~} What do you mean by obsession?                                                                                                      

Sahara{~} So I have a theory that vampires exist. There have been plenty unexplained animal attacks and suddenly hospitals missing blood bags, and there's this legend online called "The Cold Ones" and it has a bunch of possible facts about vampires; like how they possibly have red eyes and how they don't sleep, apparently vampires can also drink animal blood.                               

Unknown{~} Um. I have to go.

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Unknown{~} So watcha doing.

Sahara{~} Nothing. Hey, I never got your name stranger.

Unknown{~} Its Jasper Hale. Since I don't have a middle name, I usually use Whitlock. So, Jasper Whitlock Hale.

Sahara{~} Great. My names Sahara Christopher.

'Sahara Changed "Unknown" To "Jazz/Jasper<3"'

Jazz{~} I have to go. Me and my family are playing baseball.

Sahara{~} Okay.

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