~Troll Oneshots~

The best scrapbook ~sort of broppy~

Ok all of this beginning stuff isn't the plot so you can skip until you see this symbol: ~ 

But tbh there is no plot. It's just a random oneshot with my oc. So yeah this beginning stuff is just here to make it interesting.

Poppy was at the farmer's market and helping out all the trolls with their produce. 

"Ooh! I love what you three country trolls have brought!" Poppy said smiling.

Holly was carrying some items and smiled at Poppy, "Thanks bff!"

"Why thank you Ms.Poppy!" Gust said tipping his hat.

Another country troll (if someone has a country troll oc this could be them), "When we're done setting up, you should buy some of this Queen Poppy!" 

"Sure will!" Poppy replied as she moved on to the next group.

The next group were the techno trolls. Who also had just three people helping out. But it seemed they were having trouble.

"Um what's going on...?" Poppy asked.

Synth turned around and replied, "Ah Queen Poppy! We are um- Having a bit of... Uh Laguna how about you explain it...?"  

"My pleasure! So it seems we have  a drawback.. Synth misplaced the key to one of our crates. That crate is filled with the main item we are giving out during this farmer's market." Laguna responded. 

"Heh.. Heh.. Yeah..." Synth said scratching his head and turning to the side. 

"So Tsunami (my oc) has been picking the lock of the crate. Surprisingly she knows how to pick them! Probably from all those times she stalked couples and then followed them to their houses and then picked their locks to get it so she could keep stalking them!" Laguna said somehow with a straight face.

"Hm makes sense- Wait. She stalks people??" Poppy nodded till she realized what Laguna said.

"Yup I do! :D" Tsunami said smiling as she went back to picking the lock.

"She don't mean any of word of that! Right TT?" Synth asked turning to her.

(Yes Synth's nickname for Tsunami is TT. As in Tsunami Tidepool. lol. I don't ship em tho- EVEN THO SYNTH IS SOO CUTEE LIKE AWWWEEE!! Nah Tsunami single- like me. *cries* lol ok back to story)

"No I meant every wor- Gah! What was that for?? Oh- Hehe anyway I meant....  Uhh.. Um.. Yeah no I didn't mean any of that. " Tsunami began till she got nudged by her sister.

"Hehe yeah my sister is crazy. She REALLY didn't mean any of that stalking couples stuff. I myself was just joking. Anyway the problem is she doesn't have a proper thing to unlock it!" Laguna said.

"Oh how about you use my scrapbook scissors? I have them right-" 

Poppy felt her hair.

"Dang it! I must have left it at home! I'll head back to my pod and get them-"

"No no it's alright!" 

"Well I have to help out you guys! How else are you going to do your booth for the farmer's market? Plus I NEED my scrapbook scissors anyway. Incase I have to do a scrapbook moment."

"Ah true. Well then how about one of us go get instead! I'll go-" Synth began.

"Wait wait can I go!!" Tsunami interrupted. 

Poppy, Synth, and Laguna turned to her they replied in unison, "You?"

"Duh who else!? Please?"

"Alright... Poppy where are they exactly?" Laguna sighed before turning to Poppy.

"Somewhere on my dresser." She replied.

"Okay. Hurry up and go get them."

"Yay! :> I'll be fast don't worry!" Tsunami said before standing up and running towards the Pop troll pods.

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(yes this is where the actual INTRESTING part begins.)

Poppy's door was unlocked and she let her self in. She awed at the look of Poppy's room. Even though she was one of Poppy's friends she had never came in here before.

"Maybe I can take a bit long..."

Tsunami looked at all the pictures on Poppy's wall. 

"Aw a picture of Branch! You know one of the pop trolls.. Smidge.. She said that Poppy always had that picture of Branch. Ever since they became friends... And looking around.. She had pictures of her and her friends TOGETHER. But she had no picture of JUST the friend. So she ALWAYS thought HIGHLY of Branch.. Even before they dated.. Like someone special.. Hmm better take notes.."

"Oh right! Scrapbook scissors!" Tsunami remembered and walked over to Poppy's dresser.

She saw the scissors and grabbed them putting them in her bag. Thinking she saw enough she was about to leave. Till she something else. It looked like a book. It was in one of the dresser drawers. 

"Won't hurt to take a peak!"

She opened the drawer to see a scrapbook.

(YUH YOU KNOW IT!!)

On the cover there was a sticky note that said "gift from Branch" 

"Aww!! This looks so cute already!"

Tsunami flipped the pages.

After flipping through just one of them she couldn't handle herself.

Her head exploded and she died.

The end.

(Ayo it aint Stormy narrating- GET OUT CLOUD CHILD)

(anyway back to real story)

"Oh my god! I'M UGLY CRYINGGG" 

(No joke Tsunami really was ugly crying)

"I wish I could keep this! No it's Poppy's.. Well I could.."

Tsunami took out her camera from her bag and took a picture of the cover and EVERY SINGLE PAGE. Even the back. 

"PERFECT! I can't wait to put these in my broppy book heeheh."

"Oh crap scrapbook scissors!"

She put back the scrapbook into the drawer and ran out of Poppy's pod. She closed the door and as she did she thought in her head,

That was the best scrapbook I've ever seen! And I'm not even a pop troll!