my urge not to write kokonut in the title-
"Yae."
"Yes darling?"
"Wanna hear a creative song i made for chrismas?"
"Why sure!"
"Rudolph the red nose reindeer had a very shiney diCk and when you see it you call it very biG!" Yae just stared at you and clapped
"Who the fuck taught you that" she'd fake smile
"oh come on even thoma said it was creative""Ei yk eternity."
"Not this again."
"What im just asking a question about eternity!"
"go on..""Entetity off deez nutz licking in yo mouth-''
"why am i dating you."
"cuz deez nutz"
you get slash by booba sword the end."Sara~"
"What.."
"I found a new song we can listen too"
"go on.."
"I SAVE DICK BY GIVING IT CPR! I SAVE DICK BY GIVING IT CPR! MMM YES PUT IT IN MY MOUTH LEMME PERFORM CPR-''
"im gonna actually strangle you one day but it is catchy ngl"
you both dance to it as youe gonna get attacked by kokonut
"Wattah princezzien" you bow to kokonut as fish appears
"BITCHHH DONT STEAL MY TITLE""Mei vuralien- your aztravaganza words-''
"o yuh" fish would slap kokonut and run away to mondstadt
"I-''
"your sleeping on the couch from now on" she smiles while veins pop out her head
"but wattah princezzien""BITCH WHAT I TELL YOU" fish appears again beating the shit out off you and kokonut
sad
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