Jolene by Dolly Parton (linked in case you never heard it) except it was sung by Ethel:
"Evelyn, Evelyn, Evelyn, Evelyn
I'm begging of you please don't take my man
Evelyn, Evelyn, Evelyn, Evelyn
Please don't take him just because you canYour beauty is beyond compare
With flaming locks of auburn hair
With ivory skin and eyes of emerald green
Your smile is like a breath of spring
Your voice is soft like summer rain
And I cannot compete with you
EvelynHe talks about you in his sleep
And there's nothing I can do to keep
From crying when he calls your name
EvelynAnd I can easily understand
How you could easily take my man
But you don't know what he means to me
EvelynYou could have your choice of men
But I could never love again
He's the only one for me
EvelynI had to have this talk with you
My happiness depends on you
And whatever you decide to do
Evelyn"Ahaha what if... I incorporate this into IA?
Just Ethel having a talk with Evelyn because she lowkey knows about their affair.
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