Genderbent Oneshots

A. i - Ryu and Dates

"Guys," Ryu bursts through the door, panicking as he tries to catch his breath.

"Mother-- damn," Rin jumps up, almost dropping the plate with cupcakes on it. He sets the tray down on the table and proceeds to apply the icing.

"Do not get your panties in a twist," Samui says,

" What happened? " Rin asked

"I HAVE A DATE" Exclaimed Ryu

" And I have a calendar
WAIT WHAT " Rin jumped up once more

"Wow! Who's the lucky man," Samui teased

"NO SERIOUSLY, A GIRL SAID SHE LIKED ME AND- AND--!!!"

*Sparkling aura around Rin , " Who and Whens the date? " He placed the plate on a nearby table

"Use protection,"

"Chill down Samui"

" ITS TONIGHT!!! TONIGHT!! HER NAMES HINAMI " Ryu jumped up and down wagging his tail

" Damn, Its 4 pm already , Lets start fixing you up " Rin ran his fingers through his hair

"OKAY OKAY"

"Oh, that girl from my art class or something. I dated her before. Crazy ass bitch," Samui pointed out

"wait what" Ryu paused

"Single and ready to kick ass," He added

"... Its a surprising thing that Samui dated somebody huh " Rin laughs awkwardly

"Says the one who never gets laid," Samui said

" Says the one who barely has friends "

"I'm warning you though, she's insane. We'll back you up in case,"

" uh..- okaay..?"

" Anyways, We cant just use the stereotypical method of stalking him and his date

Any ideas on how we can help you? " Rin sat down

"Says the one who is thinking about crossdressing," Samui growls, "Aren't you?"

" Tch, Sometimes you're just too sharp " he laughed a bit

"Oh my God, you ARE,"

" I dunno, Ill crossdress and pretend that me and Samui are dating, And then we'll randomly come across you guys, and Yeah, Double date shizz "

"You sick bastard,"

He laughed at his comment
"But Hinami was your ex.. How's she gonna react to that ?"

Ryu's eyes widen. Not knowing what to say

"She knows I fucked her ex-boyfriend, so it's good,"

" What "

"Its a long story"

RYU'S FACE WENT INTO DISGUST

"... Are you implying youre gay or.. nevermind"

"... I've never even had sex,"

" By the way, Crossdressing is something normal for me now since Ive been practically forced by my sisters to crossdress "

"Sad,"

Ryu cries internally

" Welp... Ryu, Voice out some thoughts
And dont worry, Its okay, Your family has your back "