1. Call your parents when you are sitting right next to them.
2. Throw paper, stuffed animals, and anything really at your siblings if you have any.
3. name everything you can possably see.
4. draw a scar on your forehead and put on huge roung glasses then run around the house saying " I am a wizard" in a british accent .
5. Chew a white mint and then walk into a wall "recommended to do it lightly" while spitting out the crushed pieces of mint. It will look like you broke your teeth.