daddy stank

part 1

"hello" a familiar voice calls from behind you

"oh my god is that tony stark" i panic

"yes it is me" he smiles "i am here to make u my wife"

"but i am poor and ugly how can i even dare to consider being your wife" i sob

"idk" he says "anyways"

he pick me up by my fat ass and we fly into the sky. he takes me to the avengers place i forgot what its called and he takes me to his room

"shit i forgot i already had a wife" he says

"omg tony who is this poor whore?" pepper enters the room ans glares at me

"shes my friend" he says "anyways i hate you pepper"

she drops to her knees and start crying

"how could u wtf u hate u you nasty slut" she says and then she turns into taylor swift from the second half of the blank space music video

"shes my new wife. ur blonde and ugly i hate blonde people" he spits

"b-b-b-but what about pepperoni" she cries

"pepperoni is no more" he declares "it is now me and this poor whore"

he looks at me and kisses me right in frong of his ex wife

"omgeeeee" the wife cries

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Chapter 2- what will happen between pepper and you?! how will tony handle it?! how will u and tony continue to make a family together?!!??? read chapter 2 to find out