It's me, Hatsune Miku, in Highschool. It's the first day today, and I'm kind of nervous about everything. I might make some new friends, I mean, I have enough friends I think, but why not make more? (Wow, what a basic white girl introduction there)
It was the first day of Vocaloid Highschool, and Hatsune Miku got her uniform on, and rode her bike to school. She went up the stairs to the hallways of the Highschool/Junior High building, and oh boy there was a lot going on. (Why would the JH and HighSchool be in the same building tf)
Yokune Ruko: "Teto, I swear to God, you get excited and open my clarinet case again, I will fucking punt you to the sun." The overly tall 6'5 highschooler said, making his words clear. (hahaha comedy funny! xD lmao Lol laughing out loud rofl [sarcasm])
Teto Kasane: "I'm sorry! Ruko!" Hatsune Miku then went to her locker, to find Fukase hiding in it, coming out and scaring her. (apparently i had no understanding of how lockers were so how tf could he hide in one)
Hatsune Miku: "Fukase! What are you doing in my locker?" Miku asked, with a scared expression. (WHY DID I ADD EXTRA WORDS LMAO)
Fukase: "Oh, I was just hiding. Oliver said he was gonna stab me if I didn't give him his flute b-"
(it's giving, band kid)Oliver: "FUKASE YOU LITTLE BITCH GIVE ME IT BACK I NEED IT FOR CONCERT BAND." Oliver said, the boy stomping on Fukase's foot. The red haired boy immediately handed it over, getting scared. (what a pussy tbh someone had to say it)
———Start of Class
The first class of the period was band, and those who weren't in band, had a study hall pretty much. But Hatsune Miku was in band, playing the snare drums. Teto, played the trombone, Ruko, played the clarinet, Oliver and Fukase played the flute, and others played other instruments.
Mr. Shion: "Alright, everyone. I want each section to play song number 121, Scarborough Fair.
Oliver: "Shit not this one. They put the British shit in here." Oliver whispered to Fukase, his neighbor, the leader of the section. (killing myself/j)
Len Kagamine: "Uh, Mr. Shion, can my section, the brass instruments, play it first?" Sukone Tei, a french horn player, and Rin Kagamine, a cornet player, stared at Len like he was crazy. The woodwind section also knew what would happen, brass blasts. (band kids lmaoalaoalaoa hahahahahah band humor funny i'm actually laughing so hard. /sarc)
Fukase: "NO FUCKING WAY, DUDE! WE'RE GONNA GO DEAF! THE ENTIRE BRASS SECTION TOGETHER SHOULDN'T PLAY IT!" Fukase got out of his seat, and yelled at Len. (i thought i ate fr)
Mr. Shion: "Fukase, please no swearing. Watch your language, kiddo." Mr. Shion passed Fukase and patted his head, smiling at the boy. (okay but? literal pedophilic behavior and infantilization being normalized wtf)
Yuzuki Yukari: "Hey, Mr. Shion, may I use the restroom?" Yukari, a bassoon player, had asked the teacher, getting up from her seat.
Mr. Shion: "Isn't this your fourth time going? Well, if you really have to go that bad, then go. If there's anything wrong then you can tell me and I'll send you to the nurse's office." Yukari ran to the bathroom, almost tripping over a chair. (why would he be concerned his job is LITERALLY TO FUCKING TEACH)
It was later, the band completed 5 songs, and Yukari still wasn't back. This isn't a piss fanfiction so I'm not gonna add anything, but Fukase almost passed out, same for some of the flutes, because of that fucking high c they had to play for 12 counts. (high C isn't even bad as a former flutist, except for the highest c)
Mr. Shion: "Hey Gumi, can you go check on Yukari? She isn't back yet, she went at 8:00 and it's 8:40." Mr. Shion asked, Gumi then putting down her baritone, and going to check on Yukari. She ran to the girl's restroom, and check on Yukari.
Gumi: "Hey Yukari, you okay in there? Do you feel sick?" Gumi asked, being able to see Yukari's shoes.
Yuzuki Yukari: "G-Gumi.. my stomach hurts.. But I think I'll still be able to play in band." Yukari said, getting out of her stall, washing her hands.
Gumi: "Alright, then let's get you back downstairs." Gumi took Yukari's hand and held it as they both went back to the band room.
Mr. Shion: "You okay, Yukari?" Mr. Shion asked the girl, who seemed to have an abnormally happy face.
Yuzuki Yukari: "Yes, I'm fine. I don't need to go to the nurse's office."
Mr. Shion: "That's good! Now, band is over, everyone went upstairs, so you and Gumi pack away your instruments." Mr. Shion said, writing names on the board. Gumi and Yukari packed up as fast as lightning, and went upstairs to their next class, which was mathematics.
———
Hatsune Miku sat bored, tapping her pencil as Mr. Kiyoteru went through the boring math lesson, Miku not being able to pay attention. She then eventually started humming, which gradually got louder. However, she sat in the back row, so only the people in the back could hear her. She seemed to be humming a song they played in band. (kms)
Mr. Kiyoteru: "Seems like someone enjoyed band, huh?" Kiyoteru's eyes made contact with Miku's, and she blushed even more, Miku's neighbor Gumi looking at her and trying to hide her laugh. (can someone serriously go back in time and stop me from writing this)
Len Kagamine: "Wait, Mr. Kiyoteru, w-" Suddenly, the fire alarm went off, and it turned out there was a fire, in the cafeteria, where Teto was helping out the lunch ladies and accidentally burnt the bread. All the classes had to leave the building until the fire was put out.
——-Outside
Teto Kasane: "It wasn't my fault! The oven was turned up too high!"Hatsune Miku: "Teto, you should fucking know the temperature for cooking bread." Miku sighed and looked up to the sky, crossing her arms.
Mr. Kiyoteru: "Everyone calm down, the fire is being put out. Teto, for now, you can no longer help the lunch ladies."
Principal Yohioloid: "The fire has been cleared, and it is okay to enter. Return to your normal classes, and those taking special classes return to those." The principal, Yohioloid, announced as he sent the classes back to their building.
-----Back inside
Mayu: "Hey, Teto, knock knock."
Teto: "Who's there?"
Mayu: "Burnt bread."
Teto: "Ah great, another joke." Teto crossed her arms and walked back to her class as she grunted angrily. Gumi walked by and saw Teto crying.Gumi: "Hey, Teto, it's okay, it was an accident, just don't worry about it too much, it'll get all in your head." Gumi smiled at Teto and hugged her as Teto wiped her tears.
------To be continued..
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Vocaloid/Vocal Synth High School
HumorVocal Synths, from Vocaloids to UTAUs, attending the same highschool/junior high, what could go wrong? 2023- this story sucks ass but i'm still going to be continuing it anyway and adding my own commentary when i'm sane enough to finish this