Nobody Will Ever Believe You

Sneak Level 100

It's your favorite author with no self respect back at it again!

Izuku's POV:

It all started a few months ago. 

On the UA campus, it was nearly 1am, and I couldn't sleep.

The room felt so confining, and I wanted to take a few unmonitored breathes of fresh air. 

So, I decided to try my hand at sneaking out. 

It was an innocent little challenge for myself. I just wanted out. But, the UA security system wasn't just for anyone to break into. Luckily for me though, I wasn't just anyone.

So within an hour, I was out of UA, and roaming the midnight streets.

Now you may be thinking, 'Izuku, you dumb fucking bitch, why would you be alone roaming the streets early morning, you're fucking quirkless, you could be shanked?!'

And honestly, can't fault you there. I am truly a dumb bitch, however, take into your consideration, they can't shank me if I shank them first. Anygays, through my tramping through the bush, I discovered a new thing.

✨My adorable-ness✨

How, you may ask? Because two random ass strangers walked up to me and offered me a job. But not just any job, no my life can't be that easy. They walked up to me, and offered me a job as a stripper. 

I mean, I guess it wasn't entirely their fault. I mean, I was wearing a shirt that fucking said 'Will dance for 10 bucks. A n y t h i n g, for 10 bucks'.

Yeah in hindsight that wasn't a great idea. And neither was what I did next.

"Lmao, sure."

When I said that, they both seemed surprised. Like, do I look like I have money? I was popular at the sports festival, but I'm broke as shit.

"Well ok, you free tonight?"

"Mhm. Pre-trained as well." I don't know honestly if  I'm gonna regret this, but I can't be bothered to care.

"Impressive, follow us."

"K."

So I began following them, and tbh it was pretty average for a walk through the red lights district. We walked for a damn while, until we reached a theater-looking building.

"We're here. First, quickly come up with a name."

"Bunny."

"Perfect. I'm Tricks, and that's Trouble. If anybody asks why you're there, just say our names. You're on in an hour, get dolled up in the back room, the bartender will tell you where. Enjoy!"

The two then ran away, laughing like they didn't really think I'd stick the job.

So, I pushed the door open,  and instantly saw what they meant. This wasn't any mellow place, there were people fucking, just in the open, sex toys littering the area, strippers on stage dancing, and alcohol just all over. So, not an average sight for your average UA student. Luckily for me, I'm not average.

So, I walked over to the bar.

"Excuse me mx. bartender person?"

"Yes?" They sounded vaguely amused.

"Tricks and trouble sent me, hired as a stripper. Where are the back rooms?"

"Ah, just back there. You might get some...fluids on you back there though, so just prepare wherever. Though just know, audience loves when you prepare in front of them... uh, what's your name?"

"Bunny."

"Misty."

"Thank you Misty, I'll be on at 10?"

"Yes. We'll see how you do."

"We'll see."

So, I went into the back room, and got out my outfit, putting it on and quickly covering that over with a  hoodie and some stockings.

I got on some basic makeup, and started stretching. By the time I was done, it was my time on stage.

So, I climbed up onto the pole, threw off my hoodie, and I danced for my time. I hadn't actually done this in a while though, so I was a bit rusty at it. Anygays though, I got off after about 20 minutes. I got applauded and I stepped off.

By the time I had finished getting changed and out of the club, 10 dollars received, it was almost morning. I got back to the UA dorms just in time to take a shower and begin my day.

I only knew two things by the end of my night excursion:

1. 2+2=22

2. I'm sure as hell doing that again.

Have a good morning afternoon or night and I'll see you next time!