Mission Failed US!Sans x reader [!!edited!!]

chapter #5

I fcked up the plot WHATEVER I CAN FIX IT ANYWAYS 😾

y/n's pov:
Blue invited us to stay in their house for a while and paps didn't mind at all

We became friends with monsters underground they were all friendly
It's been a few months since we have been here

Tho still... I want to release these monsters from the underground and return them to the surface even though it means my life.

Me and paps where talking but then Chara came in sweating alot
"SIS/BRO *HUFF* HEH HELP-" -C
"Woah what happened?" -paps
"SANS. HE - HE IS MAKING ME TRY HIS  TACOO" chara cried
I sweat dropped

"Well then go try it? That way he would stop" I said

"NO IT HAS CEMENT ON IT" she yelled more running behind me after she saw blue just a few centimeters away

"PLEASE HUMAN TRY MY TACO IT TOTALLY DOESN'T HAVE A CEMENT!!" blue yelled

"N-NOOOOO! SEE LOOK HE PUTS CEMENT!" Chara yelled once again
I giggled paps did the same but just cackled (sorry but...c0ckled OK OK SORRY PLEASE CONTINUE 😭)

Blue looked stunned and....said

"YOU TOO BIG HUMAN AND BROTHER PLEASE TRY MY TACO?"

I froze everyone did except for blue
"heh shit" I whispered
I sigh and walked in front of blue looking down a bit
While paps was laughing his a$$ off
(Yes your taller. Cause I'm sick of those small readers -ᄒᴥᄒ-)

"Y-YES BIG HUMAN?" He was sweating
.. how??? 👋 Magic 👋 *jazz hands*

"Uh do ya not mind me tryin?" I asked

"MWEHEHEHE OF COURSE NOT! GO AHEAD!"

I took one taco at the tray and tried it
IT WAS FLIPPING HARD LIKE A (c0c-) CONCRETE

I turned around to face the two (paps and Chara)

"It was g-great blue like very it's like a cookie ya know?"

I whisper yelled "run away. Now" heading towards them

"Hey bro, me and 'Chara'cter  will go to grilbs see ya later" and teleported without me.

GREAT.

I turned around and saw blue

"I'm sick of my brothers silly puns" he whispered but very loud enough to hear

"Hey blue?"
"YES BIG HUMAN?"
"Ya wanna do sometin?
"YES OF COURSE! BUT WHAT IS IT THO?"
"I don't know.. draw,watch,or go to waterfalls"

We stayed silent i sit in the couch and he followed
It was about 2 minutes of silence yet...
I feel sleepy

I leaned my self on the couch and slept
Well... Fake sleep heh
I just want to know what happens when I'm asleep
I go ahead and closed my eyes and calmed my breathing

It was silent WAYYY TOO silent until.... Something cold touched my cheek?
I opened my eyes to see blue kissing MY CHEEK!?

he backed away and apologized Still blushing
I was in shock and blushed
He looked away I also did

Blue's pov:
Gah.. I can't believe I just did that I CANT RESIST THEIR CHEEK IS SO.... squishy..

After another silent moment but akward one y/n speaks to break the silence

"S-so why did ya do that?" They were still looking away

"NOTHING HUMAN I WAS JUST...."
I stopped
"CURIOUS"

"Ohh, well erm I guess that's alright everyones curious with things and can't be stopped sometimes"
They respond

I look at them And turned back again at shock they were so understanding now I feel bad Lying I hate lying really. I never lie just if I needed to

Like...
I'm always smiling even tho we all know no one's that happy

"I also have seen, u always smile I know that somethings wrong. Like come on no one's that happy" y/n talked again they opened their arms wide offering a hug

I looked at them again in shock
They were also looking at me too now

I soften my gaze and ran up to them and hugged them and I cried

Finally someone gets it..

Y/n's pov:
I hugged blue back, I understand him but man it's too many negativity I hate it

"Shh, it's fine come on let's make taco's again"

Blue's eyes lighted up again

"OF COURSE HUMAN LETS GO" he dragged me to the kitchen and made the taco's

I teached blue how to make proper tacos  if he puts glitters in I stop him he seems sad about it but still GLITTERS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE EATEN
instead I gave him edible glitters
"HUMAN ARE YOU SURE?"
"of course that's edible glitters it means you can eat that, now don't use actual glitters cause it can uh.....unalive them... YEAH unalive"
"OH, OH DEAR I DIDN'T KNOW THAT SORRY BIG HUMAN"
"Nah it's fine, our siblings would love these master piece of yours"
"NO I DISAGREE BIGGER HUMAN, THIS IS YOUR RECIPE AND ME THE MAGNIFICENT SANS JUST HELPED!"
I laughed
"Sure magnificent sands"
"BIG HUMAN NOT YOU MAKING MY NAME A SAND! I SWEAR MY BROTHER IS INFECTING YOU WITH SOME VIRUS ABOUT PUNS"
"it's not even punny don't worry"
"BIGG HUMANN!"

Meme Timeeeeくコ:彡

I LOVE THIS ONE 😭👌
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