•I brush my teeth with bleach cus I ain't got time for cavities•
𝘞𝘦𝘭𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘫𝘶𝘮 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘳𝘰𝘭𝘦𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺 𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘴𝘰𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘮𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘢 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘖𝘊𝘴.
•My daddy put a gun to my head•
𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘭𝘶𝘥𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝘖𝘊𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳𝘴 𝘴𝘰 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘈𝘯𝘫𝘶𝘮 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘱𝘢𝘨𝘦 :)
•If you kiss a boy I'm gonna shoot you dead•
𝘞𝘦 𝘥𝘰 𝘢𝘴𝘬 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰𝘯𝘵 𝘫𝘶𝘥𝘨𝘦, 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘨𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦, 𝘳𝘢𝘴𝘪𝘤𝘵 𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘳 𝘣𝘦 𝘯𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘺𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧, 𝘈𝘯𝘫𝘶𝘮 𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴. 𝘉𝘦 𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘰𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘤𝘬 𝘺𝘰𝘶
•I tied him up with gaffa tape and locked him in the shed•
𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘶𝘱𝘴𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘴, 𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴.
•Then I went out to the garden and I f*cked my best friend•
So! Please enjoy these one shots and of course the books by us which you can find on my profile and Anjums siriuslyxclowning-
(All ocs are owned by me and some by Anjum others are owned by CBBC and BBC)
YOU ARE READING
𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐒 ━━━ millie inbetween/flatmates
FanfictionThis is a book full of random roleplay by me and @siriuslyxclowning- So I shall be adding music as a playlist is too much work 😂
