Behind the closed door of the I.M.P meeting room, Blitzø paced back and forth, while Loona sat three seats down, on her phone, not even acknowledging her adoptive father. Next to her sit Kacey, who sat opposite Millie, and next to millie sit Moxxie.
"now. i know business has been a bit...ngh...slow.. recently." Blitzø said, hesitating a bit inbetween words. "yes, buts it's no one fault! y'know, im not naming any names." He said, glancing up at the group, placing his palm on the table. "Moxxie." he said.
Moxxie looked at him with a "what the fuck" face, while Kacey held back a laugh.
"now, does anyone have any bright ideas now how we can get business drumming up again!" He said, glancing hopefully at the group, drumming his hands on the table.
"what about.. a car wash!" Millie yelled excitedly, jumping up from her seat, as Kacey nodded approvingly, pointing toward Mills.
"this is hell Ladies! nobody cares about cars being clean here. OKAy?!" Blitzø replied, throwing his arms out to his sides.
Kacey and Millie both looked at eachother, clearly disappointed.
"OH! what about a billboard!" He yelled, eyes sparkling at the idea.
"we can't afford a billboard SIR." Moxxie said, as-a-matter-of-factly.
"Helpful, Moxxie, really glad you're in the room right now" he said, rolling his eyes and slapping Moxxie out of his chair. Kacey snorted at this since it just looked very surreal, receiving a glare from Moxxie as he slowly rose from the floor, with the help of his stunning girlfriend.
"Have you guys forgotten what service we provide?" Blitzø said, putting the tv on.
An ad played, showing a complication of the team killing people. Blitzø hitting someone in the head with a bat, Moxxie shooting someone in the mouth, Loona completely tearing someone apart with her kanines, Millie slicing someone entirely while laughing manically, and Kacey turning someone to stone with her eyes. (She's the princess of hell! ofcourse i had to give her powers:) )
Everyone sat around, Blitzø sat on the floor, Loona sat in a chair next to him, while Millie sat on the table next to Kacey, Mox stood next to Millie.
"I don't need to be reminded sir, since you blew most of our salaries on an obnoxious tv add last week!" Moxxie said, grabbing his face, clearly pissed off at his boss. "One you additionally paid to have running for a full three hours on a channel nobody watches!" he continued to rant.
"Hey! excuse me!" Blitzø said, standing, and moving to stand next to Kacey, his hand resting on the table, next to her leg. She felt her face go red. She smiled at him, receiving one back before he continued."What's obnoxious about a superfun jingle, alright!" He continued, walking forward. "It's a fun distraction when an advertisement is spitting BULLSHIT!" He said, while everyone sat themselves back around the table.
"People love musicals sir!" Millie said, while Kacey nodded in agreement, while Moxxie sat, entirely unimpressed by the whole situation.
"Exactly millie, we're basically doing a musical!" Blitzø said, walking behind Kaceys seat.
"are you gonna crush my musical theatre dreams like my dad did?" blitzø asked, clenching his fists and looking at the floor.
"sir-" Moxxie started
"because right now, all i see is just my dads ASSHOLE talking to me, crushing my dreams of being who i truly am inside." Blitzø said, eyes watering. Kacey rubbed his back, shaking her head at Moxxie.
"are you trying to crush his dreams, moxxie?"
"i- what?" He said, looking at his girlfriend in shock and confusion.
"i thought i knew you." she said flirtatiously.
"i can't believe you moxxie" Blitzø cried, burying his head into Kacey's chest, pulling a photoframe out from behind her. "after i made you employee of the month!" he yelled, holding up a very unflattering photo of Mox, who did not look prepared for the photo in the slightest.
"OKAY! sir, im sorry. A commercial jingle is not comparable to musical theatre. Nobody actually likes the jingles!" He said, flapping his arms.
"i liked it" Kacey and Millie said in unison.
"do not- do not agree with him infront of me." Moxxie said, his eye twitching while pointing at Millie.
A commercial started playing."i'm Blitzø, the o IS silent, and i'm the founder of I.M.P. Are you a piece of SHIT who got yourself sent to hell, or are you an innocent soul who got FUCKED over by someone else" He said, making puppy eyes as he said 'innocent'.
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