I woke up and looked at myself in the mirror.
wow.
im so fucking fat. But Ive got a fat ass so its fine💅purrrrr🤪
Anyway, I got dressed and decided to take my lazy shit self to the gym. I was wearing a yellow jumper but I realised I looked like a fucking Lorax so I got changed again. I hopped on my scooter (purrrrr) and trotted my donkey ass to the gym. I got there and instantly regretted it so I went to maccies and gained another 6 pounds😘 I was walking out the door when this rude ass bitch called me fucking Russel the brussel🤨anyway I stomped on her and growled at everyone, then I pissed myself so they know its my territory😇
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How I saw Andrews gar fussy
Romanceight so basically I fell in love wit him and I did some hardcore stalking yk how iy is. I broke into his house and I watched him sleep, he woke up and tried the call the police on me ( snitch much 🤨) but I started making out with him and I forced h...
