disclaimer- got this from tiktok
Okay here's the plan
you
me
we move to Washington DC
we work at a minimum wage job
live in a one bedroom apartment
that's okay, we're happy
you fall in love with a law student
I fall in love with a bartender with daddy issues and a heart of gold 💛
one night were out late
we are at a monument
(maybe a little bit crazy, but still)
we see a carving in the back of the statue
we go look, cause why not
the law student gets us into a secret section of the library of congress
They are doing a report on it
but then, who bursts in?
MICHAEL JACKSON
HEEHEE
we've uncovered something big here
we're scared
we're confused
we're in a holding cell
and who bursts us out through the air vent?!?
THE BARTENDER WITH DADDY ISSUES AND A HEART OF GOLD 💛
we come up with a plan
what do we steal?
not the declaration of independence
BUT THE SECRET DOCUMENT OF THE COOKIE RECIPES
we hurry and take it to the statue with the carving
there we find out the code
it says
Ben
Franklin
Was
A MINION
(Ayo where's gru?)
but that's okay cause we all knew
good job benny boi
(not suppose to be offensive)
