I want chocolate.
"Jimin we just came back from the store. You said you weren't hungry" I said in an annoyed tone while twisting my ducati's handlebars to increase the speed.
I wasn't hungry then. I'm hungry now
"Well you gonna have to endure it till we reach hom—" ooor I can just have a little taste of that delicious little boy over ther— "I'm going to kill you if any form of you even touches the boy" Oh come on. You don't let me eat brains and there are barely any bad guys out there, can't I atleast have a liver? The boy can survive without one "Jimin if you want to keep living your pathetic slimy little life, you've got to shut up." I warned as I slowed the bike after entering the neighborhood.
I heard him groan loudly and let out a banter of curse words. Should have thought better than entering a pesky highschoolers body.
I scoffed. "Should have thought better than letting a parasite live in this glamorous body"
Glamorous? Where?
I gasped in an offended tone while taking a turn to ride the street that would lead me to my house.
"That's it. You not getting those pieces of chocolate anymore, oh and consider watching frozen two in the multiplex canceled."
HEY. Restriction of movies is understandable, though completely necessary, BUT YOUR GONNA STARVE ME NOW TOO.
I turn towards a particular white house and stop my vehicle near a shining white Honda. I pull off my red helmet from my head and rake my hand through my hair to untangle it. "Watch your tone mister, I'm the one I charge, remember"
I pulled off my gear while scolding my lovely parasite a bit more. "I am already grounded because of you, you completely thrashed me and my room during the fight we had." That was totally not my fault, you didn't let me tear that fucking guys head off and eat him piece by piece for treating you like absolute shit— " On top of that I had to buy Jin a completely new closet because someone smeared purple paint all over them—" I just wanted to see if they would fit me— "Might I remind you kind sir, YOU ARE A FREAKING PILE OF CLAY, MOLECULES AND SLIME" I felt him pout "On top of that mom almost caught me sneaking in last night, now that we are on the note of sneaking in, do you absolutely have to eat in the middle of the night? I haven't got a wink of sleep since the day I accepted you, fortunately you can bring me back to life two thousand and twelve times" Actually if you add all the times I've "brought you back to life" then your total body count would be, four thousand two hundred ninety four times, including the times I helped you in your tests and of course, period cramps.
"I don't want to add all the times you saved my clumsy ass, other wise it would make you look good, but right now you are bad" I said while pushing the bike inside more properly and turning off the ignition.
He rolled his eyes. I'm always the good guy.
This time I rolled my eyes and make my way out of the garage.
"Can we go out for a late night stroll" he asked popping his head out from my left shoulder. I was too used to this to react.
"Hmm, now lemme think, what good thing has our dear jiminie done to deserve a late-night-jimin-in-power-building-thrashing time?" I asked sarcastically
Jimin rolled his eyes again. "You could just say no." He said sulkily.
I smiled "Alright then—" his eyes widened in surprise and joy "—No." His expression dropped again.
I laughed lightly and shook my head while pushing my hand inside my pockets to look for my keys.
"What the fuck?" I heard jimin curse. And my body was turned and walking the way I just came from.
