"YOU'RE A GHOST??? Bitch, stop lying." Y/N says to him.
"Bro, I-I'm not lying. I'm a ghost. I'm d-dead." Mitsuba stutters.
...
"Oh ok!" Y/N says.
"Hmmm...they're gullible. But, I am a ghost..does it still count? I could lie to them....would they believe it?" Mitsuba thinks to himself.
Y/N stands closer to Mitsuba. And they get closer, and closer..
"Not gonna lie, your kinda hot~" Y/N mumbles to him.
Mitsuba turns as red as a tomato and looks down at the ground.
He looks around, but tries not to make eye contact with Y/N at all.
"Y-You look like," Mitsuba stutters. "A bitch!"
And that's that. He runs off. With all the regret.
Good job, Y/N. You did it. Congrats.