You open your computer to do some math on the program called ST Math.
You start to get frustrated and hit your computer, causing it to break "omfg ii hate myself and this stupid program.."
You say aggressively. "Who even made this???" You question yourself.
You get up and throw your computer away and go to best buy. You get yourself the newest computer and use your credit card bc your a baddie emo monkey shit the richest out of all of everyone you know.
~3 Days Later~
You decide to try ST Math once again
"Maybe it won't be so bad this time.." you say to yourself. You log on and start doing math. You're starting to get how math works and you decide to reward yourself (also your really stupid in this story so deals with it). You grab some oreos and shove them in your mouth, causing you to choke. You swallow them whole (impressive 😏😏😏).
YOU ARE READING
ST Math Pengiun x Reader
Humoridk how to write stories and this is SATIRE 😜😜😜 also shout out to Jennifer you caca stain
