He looks down at you and says, "No.." in a deep and raspy voice.
You stay silent. "Instead you're gonna spend the rest of your life down here with me," He says while smiling. "But why.." you ask in a quivering voice. "Because.. Once you enter this world, you can't get out," He turns away. "Oh.." you say while standing up and walking towards him. "So what am I supposed to do here? Is there any wifi btw?" You ask while pulling out your phone. "There is" He says while walking away. "Where are you going?" You ask while running after him. 'He walks unrealistically fast' you think to yourself.
"Wait!" You exclaim while chasing after him. "What is it now" He says annoyed. "Where will I sleep?" You ask while panting.
"You can sleep on the ground, just like I do."
"Just like you do?-"
"Or... You can sleep with me.."
"WHAT THE F-"
"Hey I'm just stating your options!"
"Yeah but that's weird... I'm not sleeping with a damn penguin."
"You seem like the type of person to say: The ice is melting! And then you wouldn't do anything about it"
"YOU DON'T EVEN LIVE ON ICE YOU LIVE ON LITERAL GRASS BOZO"
"Yeah yeah whatever.."
YOU ARE READING
ST Math Pengiun x Reader
Humoridk how to write stories and this is SATIRE 😜😜😜 also shout out to Jennifer you caca stain
