Camp Cretaceous Incorrect Quotes

Part 1

Darius: We need to distract these guys.

Brooklynn: Leave it to me.

Brooklynn: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

Ben, Yasmina, and Kenji: **immediately begin arguing**

Sammy, watching in horror: Oh this. I don't like this. I don't like this at all.

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Darius: I CAN'T DO IT!

Sammy, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!

Darius: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE

Brooklynn: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.

Darius:

Darius: I appreciate it.

Darius: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-

Yasmina: Darius-

Darius: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!

Ben: Darius we gotta-

Darius: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.

Darius: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'

Darius, motioning to Kenji: NOT FUCKING THIS

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'Can I copy the homework?'

Darius: I can help you with it!

Sammy: Yeah, sure.

Brooklynn: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.

Yasmina: lol nope.

Ben: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!

Kenji: **read 5:55pm**

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Darius: Dumbest scar stories, go!

Sammy: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.

Brooklynn: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.

Yasmina: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.

Ben: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.

Kenji:

Kenji: I have emotional scars.

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Sammy: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.

Darius: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Brooklynn: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Yasmina: I joined in on the dumb stuff.

Ben: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

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Darius: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Sammy: 'Prettiest Smile'

Brooklynn: 'Nicest Personality'

Yasmina: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'

Ben: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

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Darius: Favorite horror movie?

Sammy: It

Brooklynn: Saw

Yasmina: Annabelle

Ben: High School Musical. After watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics.

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Kenji: God has let me live another day and I'm going to make it everyone's problem.

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Brooklynn: Remember! Curiosity killed the cat!

Kenji: Yes, but you forget that satisfaction brought it back. So yes, Ben, go find out if that thing can catch fire!

Brooklynn: You're a bad influence.

Kenji: And you don't know your sayings.

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Darius: I TRUSTED YOU!!

Mitch: Why?

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Darius: When I was small-

Kenji: *snorts*

Kenji: Was.

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Mitch: Do any of you have any healthy stress outlets?

Darius: Screaming.

Yasmina: Moping.

Kenji: Flirting.

Ben: Exploding things.

Tiff: Shooting things.

Sammy: Annoying people in a country accent.

Mitch:

Mitch: Okay so we have screaming-

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Ben: I have a plan.

Darius: Does it involve breaking the law?

Kenji: Isn't that a given by now?

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**talking about Hap**

Brooklynn: We can't kill him!

Ben: Not with that attitude we can't.

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Yasmina: I'm sorry for all those things I said.

Brooklynn: And for punching me in the face?

Yasmina: No, you deserved that.

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Ben: I have an idea.

Darius: No blowing things up.

Ben: I no longer have an idea.

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That's all for now!