Camp Cretaceous Incorrect Quotes

Part 2

Darius: Kenji, we tried your way.

Kenji: No we didn't-

Darius: I tried it in my head and it didn't work.

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Darius: That was almost a great idea.

Brooklynn: You just described 90% of our ideas.

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Kenji: Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way.

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Darius: That sounds like a terrible plan.

Yasmina, pointing at Ben: We've had worse.

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Darius: I personally don't think we could make a plan even crazier than that one.

Kenji: We could attack it with hummus.

Darius: I stand corrected.

Kenji: Just keeping things in perspective.

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Darius: Between Brooklynn, Yaz, Kenji, and Sammy, who would you punch?

Ben: I would never! They're all my friends!

Darius: Kenji?

Ben: Yeah-

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Brooklynn: What do you have planned for the future?

Kenji: Lunch.

Brooklynn: No, like, long-term.

Kenji: Oh, uhm, dinner.

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Yasmina: What the heck is going on here?!

Kenji: Well, it's complicated, but Ben-

Yasmina: Got it.

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Darius: Just be yourself, say something nice.

Yasmina: Which one? I can't do both.

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Kenji: Darius, I think you should play the role of my father.

Darius: I don't want to be your father.

Kenji: Perfect. You already know the lines.

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Yasmina: How do people not swear? Like, where does their anger go? What if they stub their toe? Just saying 'golly gosh' isn't going to cut it, Ben.

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Sammy: What's your biggest fear?

Darius: Being forgotten.

Sammy: Wow that's deep.

Sammy: Mine is the Kool-Aid man but I feel kinda stupid about it now.

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Darius: Is 4 a lot?

Ben: Depends on the context. Berries? No. Murders? Yes.

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