GUYS I'M SO SORRY I HAVEN'T UPDATED LATELY BUT I'VE REALLY TRIED! I'LL TRY AGAIN THIS WEEK. +I'M SICK SO HAVE SYMPATHY!!!! :( I HATE THE FLU
xx M
Kelly dragged me all around the campus. I just don't understand what she's taking!
"Kelly? where in the fudging world are you taking me!"
"Well, since you arrived today, I'm giving you the grand tour!" she says
Oh dear.
"So this is the cafeteria, it's actually not that bad most of the time. Except for surprise-meat-Fridays... This is the storage close------" I stop her right there.
"Why are you showing me the storage closet?"
"Because that's where the couples make out! Duh!" she states in an obvious tone
"But aren't there staff or something?"
"Oh no, they have that room" she says pointing to a small storage room, the words MAINTENANCE ONLY written on the door. "Anyway, where was I? Oh yes, this is the principal's office.... Trust me he's a real prick. You do not wanna meet him."
I shudder at the thought of another "principal". I have a weird feeling about this place... and that's probably why the agency sent me here.
I always get sent to do the dirty work.
A girl comes in, very punk-rebellion looking. "Hey, the name's Bethany, people call me Beth."
"Hi, I'm Chrissy."
"So, why you hanging out with sunshine beam here?" she says, cracking a smile at Kelly.
They start doing some sort of weird-ass handshake. How in the world did I end up with these people? They see me staring and shout: "WELCOME TO THE RAINBOW/DARKNESS CLUB"
I'm a bit scared... Are they on crack?
"I was giving Chissy a tour before you interrupted" Kelly says with a giggle
She rolls her eyes, "It's not hard, these are the classrooms, Maths, extra-language, English lit., blah blah blah"
"IT'S IMPORTANT! Science wing, Computer Labs... And then boys and girls dorm wings. " Beth starts wiggling her eyebrows up and down suggestively.
"You see, the guys here are kinda... Um... Dirty?" Kelly says. Oh Goodie.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screams a paniced voice, shoving into me. I fall face forward to the ground. I get up and turn to see the fairly attractive guy, who by some stupidity, skateboarded in the hallway and almost killed me.
"Da fuq is your problem!" Kelly and Beth shout as they stand in front of me. He starts to get angry but then looks my way. "Whoa.." is all he says. He pushes through the girls and gets to me.
"Hey there sweetheart, I'm real sorry I knocked ya over.. If you're hurt.. Can I kiss away the pain?" his sweet voice says while one hand places a strand of my brown hair behind my ear and the other settling on my lower back.
He did not just go there.
I smile at him and then dig the heel of my boots into his foot making him shrink back in pain. I motion to the girls that it's time to go. As we walk out, I turn around and say: "Excuse me!!! Don't ever touch me again." dragging out every syllable so he understands.
"GOOD GOING GIRL!" Beth and Kelly shout again at the same time.
Will they ever stop doing that?
