Dalmatian: I don't follow rules, I follow dogs on social media
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Snail: I am very small and I have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress that I'm under
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Bear: *cocks gun* Go to Bed. This is no longer a request, This is now a threat.
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Hamster: Did you just call me a shrimp, you asshole?! I'm still growing, dammit!
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Black Widow: I warned you
Black Widow: I'm perfect
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Female Snow Owl: My expectations were low but holy fuck
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Turtle: I've only had Astro for a day and a half but if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
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Serpent: Who hurt you?
Crocodile: *snorting* What, do you want a list?
Serpent: .... Yes, actually
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Rottweiler: Do you know a turtle's weakness?
Fox: No... well their slowness
Rottweiler: Their weakness is they can't roll over when they are on their backs
Rottweiler: So I have a plan. If I duct tape two turtles together, they'll be unstoppable
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Gremlin: I'm not a morning person. I'm barely even a person
