"clara, are you ready? when your car passes by i'm gonna throw him in and you're gonna take us to the base." a yellow banana said, smoothing out his peel.
"ha betch guess what i'm leaving it all up to you. my boyfriend is going to put nutella on me are you're too boring to be within 800 miles with. suck my peel" clara, a slightly brown, slimy banana smirked, a hand on her middle.
the yellow banana yelled in outrage, slapping the browning banana and crying out "clara, why don't you want to kidnap a man with me? its way better than... no actually nutella is better. sorry. have a good time i guess." the yellow banana named bob sighs, picking his ear.
clara the browning banana smiled sweetly at her partner in crime. "bob you always were such a nice banana. thank you, i'll remember this until i decompose in the back of the Walmart waste basket. thank you. i'm sure you'll find someone else to kill someone with, don't give up!" clara walked away, a swagger in her step. she vanishes down the misty alleyway and bob wipes his snot on his shirt, trying to concentrate.
he doesn't have double the bananapower anymore. its going to be hard times. his partner... she's gone. he'll brown before he ever sees her again. it's going to be so difficult to be without her. 'clara,' bob thinks, 'i'll always love you. i may not have ever told you... but you are the one i dream of marrying. your peels of laughter always make my day when i tell you bad jokes. i'm gonna die without you. i just know it. but you're happiness is more important to me than my own."
bob's world suddenly went dark after those thoughts.
the man bob had been trying to murder did it on his own. his foot went down as he walked, crushing bob. banana remains went flying everywhere, and the man went down, hitting his head so hard that he died instantly.c
the end. how was it? i'm writing this book to get my writer's block out of sight. hope you suffered while reading this.
YERGHHHHHHHH, signing off. -Lilly
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this story is good read it or i'll pour paprika in your socks
Paranormalthis story is horrible don't read it. no really, its full of random stories i wrote to get my creativity flowing. its really random and dumb, but if you're up for that, go ahead...
