Ruining your favourite childhood shows per YOUR request

Spongebob Squarepants

   Alright, so this is the thing that started it all, though, this version is updated, since I have watched a new theory by youtuber by the name of Alex Bale (check him out fr, he's awesome).  So Mrs. Puff is now included in this vicious attack, and not just our favourite undersea Sponge, Spongeboob.  You can request shows anywhere on this book, I literally couldn't care less.  Updates will happen as frequently as possible, since these are short and easy to write, and I can crank these out in minutes.

 
So basically in this, I started talking about how Spongbob is a whole DOUCHE.  Try fighting me, you won't be able to after I show you the filthy lil fuckin crime boy Mr. Boob (not Mr. Boo, he's spectacular) is.

  Let's start with his crimes against his "friends" so like, Squidward, Patrick, Sandy, etc.

  So, with Squidward, mfing Spongebov CONSTANTLY breaks into this poor squid's home and ruins most of his opportunities to make friends, or just live better.  I get wanting to have fun, but like, have many times has Spongebob and Patrick's antics ended up with Squidward or someone else in the hospital?  Or how much property damage has been inflicted on Squidward's house.

  Mrs. Puff is fucking traumatised from this little prick.  He constantly crashes the boats she has for her school, drives her batshit crazy, damages the obstacle course in more ways than one.  He flooded a nursing home with cranberry juice from his bad driving.  He's crashed through homes, runs over pedestrians, and has almost commited multiple accounts of mass vehicular manslaughter.  He is the definition of reckless driving and is a danger to society and those around him.

He's also attempted to rob a bank with Patrick, harassed and stalked his friends, threw the entire town into a panic over a BUTTERFLY, which he had NO evidence to prove was dangerous, other than the SUSPICION that it ate a caterpillar-

Not to mention the property damage he caused at a local school at Pearl's prom, embarrassing the shit out of Pearl, and, once again, causing bodily injuries to multiple people.

Sure, everyone seemed okay, but from what I remember, one of the kids got sent off in a ambulance before the dance continued in the ruined gym. Which, why the hell did this like, 40 smth year old man offer to take a 16 year old whale to a high school dance?  Creepy

So yeah, mans committed assault and battery, assault with a deadly weapon, reckless driving, vandalism, harassment, fraud, and others.

Now, onto Mrs. Puff's section of this thing.  She's a kleptomaniac who's working under a fake name after fleeing from a previous town in Kelp City.

She had a whole tower full of other people's stuff, which is probably just an easter egg to previous episodes, but it still has no reason to be there.

She also has shown signs of knowing how to steal boats, which she has done ON THE SHOW, which, it wasn't like she had gifted him the boat, then took it back, which would've been a dick move alone, but it was the boat Spongebob's PARENTS had bought and given to him.

She also references another student similar Spongebob a lot to herself, making it seem that she had prematurely given a student a license before, it caused a disaster

So, in conclusion, these two are awful people, one who finds enjoyment in other's suffering and should be sent to jail, the other is an aggressive teacher who steals and literally should just expel Spongebob already while getting arrested for the wrong crimes.

Idk if this made since to anyone else, but whatever, might post the rest of the little things I've done here, request more 🔫😁