there was a cop driving to get doughnuts because he liked doughnuts he went to the shop and someone was robbing it with a pew pew (AKA gun) and he was just robbing it and the cop pulled out a taser and hit him he was tased he then got free doughnuts and went home with them he was putting the criminal in jail and then he stole a doughnut the cop did nothing and the criminal was happy eating his doughnut in prison.
the doughnuts