Della Duck:*trying to smile* Phooey and Kablooie are fine.
Gyro Gearloose: Della, Kablooie relates to Frankenstein's Monster and Phooey kins Missingno!
Kablooie Duck:*sobbing* Why am I like this Creator!?! Why don't you love me mom!?!! *angst noises*
Della Duck:*pained* Kablooie, I do love you *pauses as noticing Phooey*
Phooey Duck:*has somehow Complex post traumatic stress disordered himself into becoming a texture glitch in the wall*
Della Duck:*trying to hold herself together* My kids are fine.
Oswald The Lucky Rabbit: Della, one of your children is committing arson to ask one of my kids to be their Valentine. One is sticking a fork in the Electricity socket! One is having a panic attack! Two are trying to preform Hamlet and the last one is scamming people to watch it!!
Kablooie Duck:*on fire in the middle of fire pit* Be my Valentine, Girl Bunny!
Phooey Duck:*holding a fork in an socket* My heart will stop if I don't have Electricity in me.
Webbigal Vanderquack:*fakes stabs Dewey*
Dewey Duck: Ouch!
Louie Duck:*standing at a ticket both he made*
Della Duck:*while staring at her reflection* Kablooie is Fine. Phooey is Fine. I don't know what you are talking about.
Gyro Gearloose:*bursts in* Della! Your kids are think I'm their Friend!
Kablooie Duck:*throws a burn piece of scrap on the floor* Gearloose! WHEN'S MY NEXT DAMAGE TESTING? I Need to BURN SOMETHING.
Phooey Duck:*following behind, trying to show a picture and cheerful* Gyro Gyro! I drew you as your old self!!
Gyro Gearloose:*explaining tone* I'm only going to ask once, Help me.
Della Duck:*Offended* You kids hang out with this guy?
Della Duck:*laughs awkwardly* My kids are fine, they don't need go to a "different Highschool."
Daffy Duck: Listen, *raises one leg in the air above the table* The one chewing on this leg can't exist around people who are as indestructible as Donald.
Kablooie Duck:*vibrating with pure rage causing him to be on fire*
Daffy Duck:*puts the first leg down and the other leg up* And the bad luck charm here only inherited one trait from me, he's a Loon.
Phooey Duck:*crying* Why is everyone mean on the Internet? I'm not a mistake!
Della Duck:*worries about the future so hard that the art style changes*
Which we can't see because this isn't a cartoon, it's just a written meme.
Thanks for sticking by us folks, especially you Reader. However we must
END.
