The cold wind brushes your face as you get up out of your tent after a long night of sleep. You close the tent and head out to your campsite. Everything is gone. "what the hell" you say out loud "wheres my stuff I'm hungrier than the orphanage outside my grandmas house".
You decide to start looking around and spot nothing. Into the woods you go, because that's really fun and safe.
You search under trees and rocks and jump over rivers and small creeks to look for at-least one sign of your damn stuff. "when I find this stuff I'm gonna beat the shit out of you" you hope it sounds threatening but you're talking to yourself because you're insane.
That's when you hear a noise. "AREEEOAOAOOAOA ARFAFARFARAF"
What the hell.
You run after the noise hoping it's not an axe murderer and it gets louder. It sounds like a dog that smoked weed. Suddenly the noise is very close and you look behind you and see something lunge at you then it's all dark.
🌲 ☾ ☾ ☾ 🌲You finally wake up and have a look around you, squinting to see what had happened. That's when it jumps in front of you. And it smells bad too. "Arf" it says. It's a boy that looks like he has some serious rabies.
"What the fuck are you?"
"Razor"
"That's ugly."
The wolf boy starts jumping around and making dog noises. You start crying because you're more scared than the time you entered a ghetto.
"I'm kinda hungry bro you got any food?"
you ask him. "Razor hunt for food, you come with." he says. "Damn okay."
You follow him and he takes you into the woods further. You both hide under a bush and watch as the rabies boy sits and watches prey. "Stay here, Razor hunt." He jumps on the prey like a drunk Roblox character. He then starts ripping it apart and swinging his head like he's high. He has rabies. There's foam. He has fucking rabies fr.
"I think I gotta go my phones ringing or something" you say. "What is phone?"
"Your mom."
"Razor does not have mom. Only wolf lupical."
"Shut the fuck up."
You start waking away from him back to where you started walking into the woods to find this dude. He cries and whimpers and dies inside and you feel kinda bad he looks kinda sped.
"Fine I'll stay bro calm down"
"Yay new lupical!"
"If you speak one more time I'm leaving again your breath smells like an actual turd."
Then you sleep or whatever.——————————————————————————
(I don't know what the actual hell I just wrote there is tears forming so stay tuned for part 2 after I'm done cringing really badly)
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Razor kidnaps you
FanfictionYou get kidnapped and razor takes you on an adventure in the woods to find your wolf friends and find a spot to poo because you have no toilet outside (don't take this seriously ☹️