Randy sighed as he drove his car farther and farther into South Park. Sharon divorced him and took all the kids after he bought a bunch of Walgreens and tried to get the Covid vaccine. He eventually gets tired and drives to a nearby bar
lights flashed and music blared as randy got to the counter
"i want a shot a ACKIHOWL"
~time skip~
randy was on his 25th shot as he heard a voice
"what's a handsome man like you sitting alone" Y/N said
"oh u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-uh my wife just divorced me and i'm homeless"
"well you could come over to mine" Y/N said with a smirk
"wow ok" randy said
idk how to finish but what ever
this is in memorial of brimmysurpmacy cuz they logged off and never came back 😕😭
