nya ichi ni san

the start of my story duh

Kayo's POV.
"Nya...ichi..ni..san...."
I don't know how long I've been in this place. It's so dark. It's so hard to breathe. No one else is here but me.
I sigh.
Hello. My name is Kayo. I am the most unluckiest person that anyone has ever heard of, and I'm in... hell? Bro, i don't know but this place is giving me more pain than Zei actually hurting my feelings.
Everything that has happened to me has been unlucky. My baddie (and hot - zei) mom disappeared into thin air, I don't know how, my younger brother got run over by zei's sleeping brother driving a car, and my possibly real other brother just disappeared too.

That's it btw.

Anyway, this place fucking sucks. 😒 I literally have to sleep on the smoothest floor ever, it's so uncomfortable. It feels like glass. But this shit doesn't break. I've tried. There's also no walls for some reason, I've literally been walking for years. Probably.

Ryu's POV.

"Where the fuck is tha- that lovely cool person I've loved for like 2000 years?"

I'm Ryu. I'm like, the super cool Demon king/queen/idk/ cute / hot / gets all the girls / has ###### / huge ####.

Gays reunite💖💖🥰🥰😘😘
"OMG! I found you Kayo! My beloved!"

"Bro who the fuck are you, get away from me."

"You're such a baddie.. let's get married now. I missed you... nya... rawrrrr~~..."

"Bro, do you really want to touch someone with a piss kink?"

"No, but I'm doing this to get closer to your mom. She never disappeared and I'm going to date her. 😜😜🤪🤪🤪"

the end.