Hi! Before this starts, some quick things:
BEFORE THAT: this is rlly rlly shit i wrote it years ago just... yeah no.
Anyway continue at your own peril
(I SWEAR IVE IMPROVED)
1- ghDhjkvH
2-The only time it's authors note is when it's in bold.
3- My first fanfic, so it will be trash
4- If anyone has any suggestions PLEASE write them in the comments
5- In this fic Quackity will be living in his house in California which I think is real... IDK WHAT TO BELIEVE ANYMORE
Thanks again for reading, and Enjoy!!!
~Quackity POV bc I CAN~
Another morning, just like anyyyy other...... Well morning if you're me or some other sleep deprived human (maybe human, you never know, what if Ducks are actually called humans and we're really called some depressing name like Blobfish?!) and you count 1:17 as morning . And possibly time to sleep (non existent it seems). And pretty much just some random other time that I'm awake. Awake and BORED. Very, very, very bored. So I'm going to hope that one of my friends is awake so I can bully them! Sounds very fun, I know.
Gogyyyyy
Q- Gogyy
Q- Gog
Q- Greg
Q- George. Not. Found.
Q- ANSWER MEE
Q- Im bored
G- deal with it
Q- UR AWAKE
G- yea its like 9:19 here
Q- so... so u were IGNORING me?!?!
G- yes
Q- I hate you GeorgeNotFound
G- good
Q- FINE. I'LL STOP TALKING TO U
G- thank god
Q- >:[[
...Five minutes later...
Gogyyyyy
Q- Gogyyy
Q- guess whos bored
Q-me
Q-im bored
G- i thought u werent talking to me... I THOUGHT I WAS SAFE
Q- well ur not gogy
Q - now entertain me
G- no QUACKY
Q- i hav gift for u
G- wat
Q- a brain so u can use it to entertain me
G- die
Q- no
He's stopped answering me now... So I'm BORED again. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeijsfjdflksffnefefjejfejfkwkldwkwdk. No, of course I didn't say that out loud at 1:26 in the morning... Why would I? Whelp, here come the neighbours with pitchforks... SCATTER RUN HIDE AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! I didn't say that out loud either did I... Nooo never. YesIdid. Oh. Ohhh. OH. OH NO. NONONO NOT GOOD! Shi- *Knocking*
Oki, so maybe I didn't mention, I can act passably normal (bleah) even though I'm mildly insane. Well, maybe. I hope so. Dammit. Maybe I can swear at them in Spanish. Good plan...
Opening the door I looked up, expecting to once again be shorter than the person there, I mean if I'm shorter than GEORGE, I doubt I'll ever be taller than someone who is even remotely close to my age, but was immensely surprised to have to look down. I have mastered self control to the point where I can probably LEVITATE. This amazing realisation occured because I didn't jump around shouting in triumph for two hours. Instead I looked down at the one person in the universe (probably) that is shorter than me. Actually I have no idea what age they are, it's pitch black outside.
"Could you kindly shut your loud-ass fuckin' mouth, sir?" The 'pitchfork neighbour' (without a pitchfork, just to be clear) said.
All I could answer with in that moment was- "Pitchfork?"
Oops. I can't remember if I've written a will yet. I kinda hope so.
How did you like this chapter? Sorry it was so short, I'll try to make them longer...
Also... what age do you think the person at the door should be? Quackity is 20 in this fic btw. Do you think that the neighbour should be boy girl or other?
So... there will be swearing but not much, just bc you never know who's reading and... 🎻.
Thanks again for reading! You are loved <3 Byeeeeee!!
oh. well i just found this account again.
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FanfictionI DID THIS AGES AGO IT IS SO SHIT DONT EVEN It says its new for some reason i think its bc i edited it the tiniest bit Just some random Quackity fic Art not mine I just put it together Thanks so much for reading!!
